Where is that big gaylord Shooms?

[Amelie]

Anyone, anyone.............

 

[Jiglo]

He's probably got his leg caught under a toilet cubicle partition, playing footsy in Brighton

 

[amymars]

yea! where has he gone its less funny and dirty without him

 

[Elev8/Levit8]

He's probably got his leg caught under a toilet cubicle partition, playing footsy in Brighton

...that sounds like the voice of experience to me!

 

[amymars]

can we go and find him........maybe hes been there for days

 

[emmab]

Most likely went and got fonzied or dirty sanchezed, and is too traumatised to speak to anyone...........pmfsl

 

['Shabba']

He'll be off somewhere, overtaking in a cocky manner no doubt!!!

 

[Jiglo]

...that sounds like the voice of experience to me!

I taught George Michael and when he got his leg stuck, I stole his wallet

 

[*sam*]

Is Shooms gay?!

x sam x

 

[ilovepiano]

Is Shooms gay?!

x sam x

Does mouse shit roll?

 

[lottie]

he will be in a corner somewhere licking his own arsehole !

 

[MizzDeedz]

he will be in a corner somewhere licking his own arsehole !

ya mean like a cat? ...............neat little party trick that:|

 

[amymars]

its making me sad now. what if he never comes back? he made me laugh he did.

 

[amymars]

shooms, i love you, please come back im dying inside.

 

[Amelie]

He will be back, he is just probs just getting his new toffee/caramel highlights done in his gaylord gimpathon cuntpiece hair, or driving raaahnd Plimmy in his hairdressers car. Or quaffing Champers that he bought from Wiatrose, or summat like that.

 

[AB45]

Ive just had a private message sent to me from Shooms and he would just like me to say that he is flattered that you all miss him and he will return shortly but hes been a bit busy. You see he is a caring chap our Shooms and every now and again he likes to take some time out of his hectic life and give some of his precious time to charity so he can raise some much needed money for different causes.

This weekend he has been on a sponsored walk and managed to raise £3.75, a magnificent effort im sure you will all agree. Well done Shooms !!!! Really glad to see you got your pic in the local rag again to m8, must make it all worth the effort

 

[Str33tb0y]

Ive just had a private message sent to me from Shooms and he would just like me to say that he is flattered that you all miss him and he will return shortly but hes been a bit busy. You see he is a caring chap our Shooms and every now and again he likes to take some time out of his hectic life and give some of his precious time to charity so he can raise some much needed money for different causes.

This weekend he has been on a sponsored walk and managed to raise £3.75, a magnificent effort im sure you will all agree. Well done Shooms !!!! Really glad to see you got your pic in the local rag again to m8, must make it all worth the effort

lol cracked me up this did top post

 

[amymars]

there is hope then, he shall return like the second coming of christ.

 

[AB45]

there is hope then, he shall return like the second coming of christ.

Well that wouldve put me off the bread,wine and fish for starters.:|
No wonder they thought he was the special one.

 

[amymars]

yeah but remember. jesus loved all the prostitutes didnt he? and the lepers...... (ie. hoes and spacks.) Shooms truly is jesus.

"Ungodliness and worldly lusts true, we should DENY living soberly, righteously, and godly, in this present world; looking for that blessed hope, and the glorious appearing of the great God and our Saviour Shooms"