I've just been into Wythenshawe Civic Centre, and I've just seen some managers from some of the biggest football clubs in the country going about their business.
Firstly I saw Claudio Ranieri going into the Job Centre, muttering something about "no matter what I do at work, it's not good enough, I don't feel appreciated, my bosses are wankers etc.", in an Italian accent obv.
Next I saw Alex Ferguson nipping into Dones, to collect his winnings on the bet he had on the Arsenal/Chelsea match. "Told you'se not to bet on the Gooners", he said with a broad smile.
Then I went into Sugercigs for a paper, and Arsene Wenger was there buying a HUGE bag of Pick n Mix. I tried to speak to him, but he said he "couldn't stop as the kids had to go into class at 9.00." I didn't understand. He didn't have any children with him.
As I was walking to the bus stop, I noticed the usual lot of scallies, pissheads and loons sat about, so it's was to my suprise I saw Kevin Keegan sat with the loons shouting insane ramblings at passers by. "Love it, LOVE IT!" "Shanks used to say to me, "Kev", he'd say...." and other such nonsence.
Strange morning, hey?!
(Of course I'm only joking! As if Kevin Keegan manages one of the biggest football clubs in the country!
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