Which animal would win in the ring.

[Amelie]

You have, in an anything goes fight:

A polar bear

A feck off huge silverback gorilla

A crocodile

A big bengal tiger.

Put them all in a ring togehter, which do you reck would win.

For me its the tiger every time, it has speed, teeth and claws. It can jump and pounce, yet at the same time being the size of a large dog it can get the knee region of the polor bear and gorilla thus knocking them to the ground.

 

[silocybe]

I think Polar bears are vicious buggers , I think the pure weight of one of these would turn over the Tiger , no bollox ..i think the tiger would probably do the job , sharp claws ,sharp teeth , speed and stealth ... Can we put a great white shark in the ring ? Razor sharp teeth , huge jaws ! Inability to breath on land probably makes him a no go..

 

[milenko/]

i rekon the gorilla would take it easy. hes more human and could just twat the others to fuck.
but if your talking of chucking somethin else into the mix i rekon a a unicorn would fuck em all over, it woul just stab em all in the armpit

 

[Northern Star]

I reckon the Polar Bear would steal a win..........angry as fek and huge to boot............the tiger (although fast and agile) wouldnt really have a chance against the polars size and likewise the gorrila lol so i defo think the polar would be the victor

 

[milenko/]

i defo think the polar would be the victor

surely victor should be the victor

 

[Shorty]

Tis the gorilla for me as it would litrally rip of the limbs of the others due to its immense strength

 

[Northern Star]

surely victor should be the victor

Yes Mel but his name might be victor it certainly would be if he won

 

[Northern Star]

Tis the gorilla for me as it would litrally rib of the limbs of the others due to its immense strength

Polar bears are just as strong aint they and they twice as big hehehehe have u seen their claws too.....jeez!! :|

mind you i dont think any of the abouve would come off too well tbh :$

 

[Jiglo]

I reckon it has to be the tiger on land, or the crocodile in water

A polar bear would probably easily lose to a grizzly bear too

 

[milenko/]

Yes Mel but his name might be victor it certainly would be if he won

nah, he cant be called victor............how many polar bears do you know called victor????

he would be called pierre or pedro or paul.
victor , it just doesnt go with it, so there!

 

[Northern Star]

nah, he cant be called victor............how many polar bears do you know called victor????

he would be called pierre or pedro or paul.
victor , it just doesnt go with it, so there!

victor bear sounds cool to me

anyway be a pretty poofie polar called pierre!!

Oh pierre pierre let me run my fingers through your hair :|

 

[milenko/]

victor bear sounds cool to me

anyway be a pretty poofie polar called pierre!!

Oh pierre pierre let me run my fingers through your hair :|

nah you cant call a plain old bear victor, if he is a brown bear he would be called Bertram the bear and that is that said the cool cat in the hat

 

[Northern Star]

nah you cant call a plain old bear victor, if he is a brown bear he would be called Bertram the bear and that is that said the cool cat in the hat

So how come the most famous of famous bears have silly name......... :|

i mean ...... Rupert ffs

Paddington :S

my bears at home all have unique names....so im sticking with victor me i like it Bertram indeed.....sounds like a DJ gone wrong

 

[ilovepiano]

I'd have to back the polar bear I think. They is nasty bastards!

 

[ruffers]

Without question the Polar Bear. Far and away the hardest animal in the world, unless of course it's a bit hot and the bear gets heatstroke....

 

[PoddyMC]

I recknz Ron Jeremy wud win in de ring

hez a big boy no wud rip sum skin AAYYYYYEEEEEEEEEE!!

 

[moonie]

your all fecking wrong
the croc would win,
once it has its jaws locked on its game over

theres a good reason why crocs have been on this planet a lot longer than the other animals mentioned, as well as us

 

[Amelie]

your all fecking wrong
the croc would win,
once it has its jaws locked on its game over

theres a good reason why crocs have been on this planet a lot longer than the other animals mentioned, as well as us

Yeah but, say a croc graabed a polar bear by the legs, the polar bear would just bang it on its head thus stunning the croc and them going in with its paws.

Its by the by anyhew as the tiger would leap on the croc and rip it to shreads before it even got a look in.

 

[moonie]

Yeah but, say a croc graabed a polar bear by the legs, the polar bear would just bang it on its head thus stunning the croc and them going in with its paws.

Its by the by anyhew as the tiger would leap on the croc and rip it to shreads before it even got a look in.

crocs have extreamly thick skin and while the tiger is trying to bite through it the croc wont just stand around and wait for the tiger to finnish

if a croc bit a into a polar bears legs the bear would shite it with the pain and be helpless

anyway just about every animal on the earth goes out of the way to avoid cros

i wonder why

 

[Amelie]

Yeah right, what about that gimp who used to have the show on ITV, he used to wrestle them for a larrf. Once you get the on their back they are helpless!

Tiger wins still