Which is more painfull?

[stee]

The earache I've got at the minute is more painful than anything....ever....

For the simple fact of, a few years ago I went to an emergency dentists over a painful as fuck abcess in my mouth, (Vix was with me and she was about seven months pregnant). Whilst we were there, a woman was there with a kid of about six years old, and she had the same problem. She said to Vix she would rather give birth to about ten kids than have that abcess. See? Childbirth, pah. Now this earache is about ten times more painful than that abcess.

Most painful thing in the world....ever.

Never got a papercut on my bellend, so can't comment on that, as I have never tried to fold paper with my cock.........

So technically, if it is pain you can actually get, and live afterwards (as let's be honest, no-one wants to try to fold paper with their nob,) earache is the baddest mother fucker of the pain world........

 

[DeeDee]

ahh you see im qualified to answer this abcess one too, when i was about 7 months pregnant with my first child i had an abcess (that involved having my two lower front teeth drilled without any anesthetic because they just wouldnt go numb!) and at the time i too said that it was the most pain that i had ever felt (and i couldnt take any pain killers due to being preggo apart from baby teething powders) then i had my last baby without pain relief and yup child birth still hurts more..........put it this way i didnt groan and writhe about with the abcess like i did giving birth! The pain is totally consuming to the point were you cant even concentrate on anything else, you can still go about your daily business with the abcess!

 

[nics]

i think snotting your mush on a garden edging stone and making ur nose bend round ur face is high on my list of pain stee knows all about this:$

so i cant realy vote, i aint dun the childbirth doo daa and i aint got a bellend but if i had to vote id deffo say childbirth

guys, try squeezing a melon thru the end of ur jap and then say childbirth doesnt hurt!!

 

[Shooms]

i think snotting your mush on a garden edging stone and making ur nose bend round ur face is high on my list of pain stee knows all about this:$

owwwwieeee !

I've fallen face down & knocked me front teeth out on the edge of a kerb.... but I was pissed... but it hurt like foook when I woke up

 

[Saysay]

Jesus, no contest what so ever, lol im sure slicing yaself would hurt for a bit, but being in sheer agonising pain for 27 hours, and literally ripping yourself through pushing bloody hurts i can tell you!! The pain totally consumes you, however the actual pushing is not the painful part (apart from tearing, eek!) but its the actual labour that is the painful part esp as you reach the 3rd stage of labour. Saying that id do it all again!!

Apparently the closest a bloke will get to labour pain is having kidney stones.

 

[Jiglo]

Girls supposedly have a higher threshold to pain though, so the pain from childbirth would probably kill us

 

[RiskyLady]

If men had to go through childbirth they would probably die lol. Yes a paper cut would hurt but if they had to push out a 8lb.1 or a 9lb81/2 size baby out then you bet that hurts 10 times more. And i gave birth to both mine with no pain relief. And if you have to be cut or rip whilst doing so then the wound would be much bigger and painful, you men dont know your born lol.

 

[Jiglo]

I've heard that kidney stones come a close second though and I pray to god I don't ever get one

 

[sweet sensation]

Never got a papercut on my bellend, so can't comment on that, as I have never tried to fold paper with my cock.........

earache is the baddest mother fucker of the pain world........

Lololol! folding paper with your cock, that made me piss lololol!!!

Im with you on the earache pain tho. Ive got pulsitile tinnitus in my right ear and slightly in my left and when I first had it it was the most painful thing ever I had excruciating pain in it for 18months before they worked out what it was, but theres still no cure :S I even comtemplated suicide, it got me down that much :|

 

[Jiglo]

It is a strange place to get a papercut though and one does then start wondering about how one would go about acquiring one lol

 

[sirius]

Lololol! folding paper with your cock, that made me piss lololol!!!

Im with you on the earache pain tho. Ive got pulsitile tinnitus in my right ear and slightly in my left and when I first had it it was the most painful thing ever I had excruciating pain in it for 18months before they worked out what it was, but theres still no cure :S I even comtemplated suicide, it got me down that much :|

My mums being going through a terrible time with Tinnitus, and like yourself she sometimes gets that low that she speaks of not being able to carry on......

Before my mum got it, I had no idea how bad Tinnitus could be, its really quite bizarre how people tend to think of it as just that ringing in your ears for a few hours after a club, but REAL tinnitus forever really IS something to cope with .

I wouldnt wish it on anybody. :|


Sirius.


Ps, Ive tried paper folding with my cock just now, and knocked up this little beauty! :

Its amazing how Im still single with skills like that isnt it!



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[milenko/]

i put bellend slice, pah child birth stop complaining we dont have to get ya`s pregnant

 

[DeeDee]

yeah we are lucky, you lot go bald!!! he he

 

[Miss C]

Ridiculous comparison!! Childbirth!!! Bleeeaah!! Not that i've experienced either lol

 

[silocybe]

I'll have to vote Paper cut to the bellend , in tests performed on Rabbits , one "whinced" so hard at the thought , it broke its neck. I remeber Viz did a story on this , that ive been trying to retrieve for ages.....

 

[blue jammer]

It's all subjective though isn't it ?




























I wouldn't want to subject myself to either

 

[ste huxley]

Gotta be childbirth!

Id paper cut my bell for fun lol

I was there when my little un was born n it aint a pretty sight:S
Altho its one of the best experiences ever

You should be glad your a bloke

 

[Jiglo]

Women are braver than men though!

The head hangman from the 1930's - 1950's said so, plus they never back down on The Jerry Springer show!

 

[divadondon]

My mums being going through a terrible time with Tinnitus, and like yourself she sometimes gets that low that she speaks of not being able to carry on......

Before my mum got it, I had no idea how bad Tinnitus could be, its really quite bizarre how people tend to think of it as just that ringing in your ears for a few hours after a club, but REAL tinnitus forever really IS something to cope with .

Ive got tinnitus and its fookin horrible, i got it when i was pregnant with my little one.... It goes up and down in frequency sometimes and can drive me insane .
I cannot be in total silence at all and sleep with the tele or music on every night. proper nasty it is !!
As for the paper cut on the bellend and childbirth poll .... surely no comparison its defo got to be childbirth without a doubt .

 

[Mesh]

Errrrmmm a little nip to the bell end verus a canal streching life giving procedure......no contest really ...you whiny fag end cheesy bell whiff moaning paper cut bastards