Which is more painfull?

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bell end or childbirth

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ilovepiano

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Errrrmmm a little nip to the bell end verus a canal streching life giving procedure......no contest really ...you whiny fag end cheesy bell whiff moaning paper cut bastards:D
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Yeah but a fanny is designed to stretch to let a baby out, not saying it doesn't hurt like, but a bellend isn't supposed to have a paper cut on it.

I've always imagined giving birth to be kind of like having a MASSIVE dump. A bit uncomfortable, but grit your teeth, squeeze hard and it'll pop right out giving instant relief. A bell end paper cut is gonna sting like hell for ages and keep rubbing on your boxers.


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glenn

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strange poll this 1 av d sum big poos im me time so ifthat rps child birth fuk dat but on the other hand we get to see beutiful tiny people come in to the world wile were gasde up :ghost: :ghost: :crazy:
 
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Jiglo

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ilovepiano said:
I've always imagined giving birth to be kind of like having a MASSIVE dump. A bit uncomfortable, but grit your teeth, squeeze hard and it'll pop right out giving instant relief. A bell end paper cut is gonna sting like hell for ages and keep rubbing on your boxers.


lol @ this thread
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I've had 2 big shits in my lifetime were I thought I was going to need surgery afterwards and it was no joke I tell thee. Luckily there was no harm done, but I wish i'd had some oxygen at the side of the toilet on those occassions as it felt like I was giving birth :eek:

I'd take a paper cut anyday before going though labour again:cry:
 
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emmab

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tHERES GOT TO BE MORE MEN VIEWING THIS POLL OR NOT ENOUGH LADIES THAT HAVE HAD BABIES. TRY TO IMAGINE POOING A WATERMELON WITH A THOUSAND BEE STINGS ROLLED INTO ONE - NOW THATS CHILDBIRTH :roll:
PS HOPE I DID,NT FRIGHTEN ANY PREGNANT LADIES !:$
 
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Jiglo

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I'll bet that really hurt at the start of Kung Fu - where he lifted the hot burning pot with his wrists:eek:

I reckon that might have come close to childbirth:thumbsup:
 
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Joker Jen

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Jiglo said:
Make sure you warm your hands first though:thumbsup: :)
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winner, we have our guinea pig on the paper cut experiment :thumbsup: won't be me that executes the deed, we have a volunteer tho & he promised that he'll warm his hands ;) ;) ;)

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Jiglo

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The Joker said:
quality, when u playin out?? I'll see what I can arrange ;) ;) ;) ;)
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Right then, if you're going out too i'll go to the Wigan do that's coming up!

Just one question for you if you're going. Have you ever been Top Gunned?;)
 
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Joker Jen

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Jiglo said:
Right then, if you're going out too i'll go to the Wigan do that's coming up!

Just one question for you if you're going. Have you ever been Top Gunned?;)
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I do believe that I'm goin to the wigan do, or that's the plan :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Aye that old chestnut, loads ;) ;) ;) ;) :p :p :p :p :p

u got anythin else in ur repertoire??

P.S. I'll check Julienne's diary :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
 
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Jiglo

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The Joker said:
I do believe that I'm goin to the wigan do, or that's the plan :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Aye that old chestnut, loads ;) ;) ;) ;) :p :p :p :p :p

u got anythin else in ur repertoire??

P.S. I'll check Julienne's diary :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Nope, nothing else!:(
 


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