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<blockquote data-quote="Fallout" data-source="post: 340549" data-attributes="member: 3426"><p>OK, there is a simple answer, it's not a trick or a joke - there is an explaination.</p><p>A human has the ability to focus on more than one point at a time - where as to a Lion more than one point of focus equals a situation of total confusion.</p><p>If you hold up thumb and first three fingers towards your eyes (therefore using them to emulate the legs of a chair) you can look straight through them - whereas the same scenario to a lion would leave it looking from one 'chair leg' to the next and back again and over to the one at the bottom and back again - it simply can't help itself.</p><p></p><p>This is a quote from a Lion Tamer called Dave Hoover. He goes into a cage with animals whose nature it is to eat him. He outsmarts them. He explains why animal trainers use chairs: not to hold off a savage beast, but to confuse it. ``Lions are very single-minded,'' he says. ``When you point the four legs of a chair at them, they get confused. They don't know where to look, and they lose their train of thought.'' </p><p></p><p>So there we go - now you all know why Lions are scared of chairs.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Fallout, post: 340549, member: 3426"] OK, there is a simple answer, it's not a trick or a joke - there is an explaination. A human has the ability to focus on more than one point at a time - where as to a Lion more than one point of focus equals a situation of total confusion. If you hold up thumb and first three fingers towards your eyes (therefore using them to emulate the legs of a chair) you can look straight through them - whereas the same scenario to a lion would leave it looking from one 'chair leg' to the next and back again and over to the one at the bottom and back again - it simply can't help itself. This is a quote from a Lion Tamer called Dave Hoover. He goes into a cage with animals whose nature it is to eat him. He outsmarts them. He explains why animal trainers use chairs: not to hold off a savage beast, but to confuse it. ``Lions are very single-minded,'' he says. ``When you point the four legs of a chair at them, they get confused. They don't know where to look, and they lose their train of thought.'' So there we go - now you all know why Lions are scared of chairs. [/QUOTE]
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