stee said:I like it when cats leave "presents" at your door.......
"Cheers Charlie, I always wanted a decapitated pigeon........":|
I've never seen our cat eat grass, but I have seen a trampy cat in the avenue eating shit out of a dirty nappy that the binmen "forgot" to take.....
you meany!!!Stylee said:poor thing, should have bust a cap in its ass put it out of its misery
nics said:you meany!!!
his mrs to be vix, took it the vets to give it a clean bill of health, bathed it and sent it to a good home
Lozzie said:My sisters Dog ate an Aloe Vera plant!!!hahahah rofl!! Have you seen what cats are like when you give them catnip???oh my god, drugs for cats!!! They start trying to romance the settee arm, and just generally roll about like tw*ts!!!Well funny.
Amelie said:You know, grass and shit. I used to think its becuase they were poorly and it was to make them sick, now i am thinking that they are just stupid, eat it and that in itself make s the poorly.
And kitty experts in the house?
Stylee said:more to the point why do they always stink of piss? (of dafodils? )
T.C said:you think daffodils stink of piss?
Stylee said:someone else started it dont pick on me you
T.C said:I wasnt! I just wondered.
I ate a daffodil once when I was pissed , it wasnt nice, made me throw up . (unsurprisingly..)I have no idea why I decided to do this..
Stylee said:u atea piss flower, you dirty biatch!!! its like licking a toilet seat, tamazzies for you mah dear
T.C said:hardly. I blame my mate for putting it in my drink anyway , not gonna blame myself am I ?
...and I dont lick toilet seats, I just headbutt them :$
nah, they clearly didnt work very well for you so i'll pass thanks...Stylee said:i got the number for a good shrink if you want it