A lucky reader tells us that Tom Baker shouts out
"Tom's coming!" at the moment of orgasm.
(Have you slept with a star? email hello@popbitch
with their Celebrity orgasm triumph shout.)
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>> X Rated X Factor <<
The cat that got the cream
Tabby may have been booted off the X Factor
but his immediate prospects look rosy with
Sharon Osbourne behind him. Let's hope, then,
that no-one finds out about his gay porn movie
past. Tabby's stat sheet had him claiming to
be willing to be filmed doing "fingering,
dildos, orgies and solo wanking."
>> Big Questions <<
What people are asking this week
Which popular young formula one driver likes
golden showers?
Which erstwhile club-mate of Adrian Mutu at
Chelsea has just spent £15,000 buying up photos
of himself snorting coke at a party?
>> One in the hand... <<
Is worth two in George Bush
The Bush administration will spend $170m next
year on pro-abstinence sex education programmes.
By law, they are not allowed to discuss the
benefits of birth control or condoms in
preventing sexually transmitted diseases. A
recent study of them across the US found that
the programmes instead give the following advice.
* You can catch HIV from sweat.
* Half of gay men in US have HIV.
* Abortions lead to sterility and suicide
* Girls can get pregnant from touching a
boy's genitals.
What next... masturbating makes you go blind?
i love it
"Tom's coming!" at the moment of orgasm.
(Have you slept with a star? email hello@popbitch
with their Celebrity orgasm triumph shout.)
-----------------------------------------------------
>> X Rated X Factor <<
The cat that got the cream
Tabby may have been booted off the X Factor
but his immediate prospects look rosy with
Sharon Osbourne behind him. Let's hope, then,
that no-one finds out about his gay porn movie
past. Tabby's stat sheet had him claiming to
be willing to be filmed doing "fingering,
dildos, orgies and solo wanking."
>> Big Questions <<
What people are asking this week
Which popular young formula one driver likes
golden showers?
Which erstwhile club-mate of Adrian Mutu at
Chelsea has just spent £15,000 buying up photos
of himself snorting coke at a party?
>> One in the hand... <<
Is worth two in George Bush
The Bush administration will spend $170m next
year on pro-abstinence sex education programmes.
By law, they are not allowed to discuss the
benefits of birth control or condoms in
preventing sexually transmitted diseases. A
recent study of them across the US found that
the programmes instead give the following advice.
* You can catch HIV from sweat.
* Half of gay men in US have HIV.
* Abortions lead to sterility and suicide
* Girls can get pregnant from touching a
boy's genitals.
What next... masturbating makes you go blind?
i love it
I'd watch porn with him in it, fwoorrr 
