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.... that whever you have a slash after you've just cum you always piss at 90 degrees 
Bastard....
Now.... where's the Bounty ?
Bastard....
Now.... where's the Bounty ?
Why is it...
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Shooms said:;722020Bastard....
Now.... where's the Bounty ?
if you're gonna stick one of those up your arse just remember , you may be shitting discarded coconut flakes for weeks after the chocolate melts. Your bogs gonna look like someones hoyed a load of those snowball cake thingys down it :|
Those bounty adverts are a bit wrong actually, with that pair of hairy arsed blokes in floral frocks. We saw a dead bad tranny on the train on the way to Manchester last weekend. Blatant chick-with dick
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I was aiming for her face :$
To quote Jerry 'The Saint' Sinclair....
"......... covered in piss..."
.... that whever you have a slash after you've just cum you always piss at 90 degrees
Bastard....
Now.... where's that rent boy put that Bounty ?
i dread to think
"..... and speaking of shithouses.....can I now introduce you to Brian Potter."
A classic line if ever there was one. Den Perry. Star man.
Why is it.....
its illegal to be a hooker, but being a porn star isn't?
you're still getting money for having sex
its illegal to be a hooker, but being a porn star isn't?
you're still getting money for having sex
i actually know how to stop that happening
firstly calm everything down, if you can't you should probably sit down to piss instead ... after that (and also after you've just woke up too i sometimes find...) you need to kind of squeez the end of your cock (blokes can't say 'penis' its too :$ :$ :$ ) to properly open up the urethral tube thus allowing the steady stream of golden piss to flow and not squirt or spray or fire out sideways etc etc 
thats what i think anyway
firstly calm everything down, if you can't you should probably sit down to piss instead ... after that (and also after you've just woke up too i sometimes find...) you need to kind of squeez the end of your cock (blokes can't say 'penis' its too :$ :$ :$ ) to properly open up the urethral tube thus allowing the steady stream of golden piss to flow and not squirt or spray or fire out sideways etc etc
thats what i think anyway
Why is it.....
its illegal to be a hooker, but being a porn star isn't?
you're still getting money for having sex
Its almost as strange (but not quite) as the law that makes it illegal to be topless in Liverpool unless you are a clerk in a tropical fish store
AND
In the UK, a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet
Topless Liverpudlians confined to tropical fish stores | The Register
That's the great thing about this board. You learn something new nearly every day.
Which reminds me, I must see if they've got a tropical fish section in Rapid next time I'm passing.
Which reminds me, I must see if they've got a tropical fish section in Rapid next time I'm passing.
i actually know how to stop that happening
firstly calm everything down, :
What? You never attempt 'the pole vaulters' run up'?!
