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Message: <blockquote data-quote="MANC" data-source="post: 722099" data-attributes="member: 926">i actually know how to stop that happening<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite2" alt=";)" title="Wink    ;)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=";)" /> firstly calm everything down, if you can't you should probably sit down to piss instead ... after that (and also after you've just woke up too i sometimes find...) you need to kind of squeez the end of your cock (blokes can't say 'penis' its too :$ :$ :$ ) to properly open up the urethral tube thus allowing the steady stream of golden piss to flow and not squirt or spray or fire out sideways etc etc<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite6" alt=":cool:" title="Cool    :cool:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":cool:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/classics/thumbsup.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":thumbsup:" title="thumbs up    :thumbsup:" data-shortname=":thumbsup:" /> thats what i think anyway<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/classics/wave.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":wave:" title="wave    :wave:" data-shortname=":wave:" /></blockquote>

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