will you be my friend?

[JORDAN]

Hi my name is jordan i cannot reveal my birthname
as it breaches my license agreements with H.M.P.
i have just spent the past 28 years of my life in
some of her majestys finest institutions.
my final been hmp wakefield.
before i let jesus into my life i was an extremely
paranoid, drug crazed skitzo.
i was released into society three weeks ago
if you speak to people about me they will tell
you stay well away from me and say other cruel
things about me.
but im not like that anymore.
ive changed. and im looking for a new best friend.
so if you want to meet me pm me
and we will have a good time.

p.s. i promise i wont hurt you

 

[Shooms]

lmao Where do I sign up

You sound like Leonards penpal in That Peter Kay Thing

 

[MizzDeedz]

welcome to OSA.

Dont know a dodgy bird called *SAM* do you? only asking as she typeslike you - as if shes looking at a teeny tiny screen

have fun and im sure youll fit in with us the rest of the inmates @ OSA

 

[skillzminster]

Welcome To OSA , If Ya Into Old skool This Is The Place To Be. Enjoy.

 

[DeeDee]

Hello and welcome

 

[Buzz]

Im a bit scared :| but hello and welcome anyway

 

[Jonno]

i have just spent the past 28 years of my life in
some of her majestys finest institutions.
my final been hmp wakefield.

I'll wager you've got an arse like a blood orange!

 

[Joker Jen]

welcome to the osa nut house