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<blockquote data-quote="fugjostle" data-source="post: 66535" data-attributes="member: 151"><p>What do you call a woman with two brain cells? </p><p>Pregnant</p><p></p><p>If a man says something in the woods, and there's no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?</p><p></p><p>What do 60,000 abused woman have in common? </p><p>They don't feckin listen!</p><p></p><p>What are the three fastest means of communication?</p><p>Internet.</p><p>Telephone.</p><p>Telawoman. </p><p></p><p>How is a woman like a condom?</p><p>They both spend more time in your wallet than on your wodger. </p><p></p><p>How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex?</p><p>Phone her.</p><p></p><p>What's the difference between a girl and a toilet?</p><p>A toilet doesn't want to cuddle after you drop a load in it.</p><p></p><p>How do you make a woman orgasm?</p><p>Who cares !!!!</p><p></p><p>What's the difference between a battery and a woman?</p><p>A battery has a positive side.</p><p></p><p>What do you call a bag full of fannies?</p><p>Clitoris Allsorts.</p><p></p><p>In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman.</p><p>Since then, neither God nor man has rested.</p><p></p><p>Why do women have orgasms?</p><p>It gives them something to moan about.</p><p></p><p>What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?</p><p>A woman who won't do what she is told.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>--------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p>A few extra that made me giggle like a japanese schoolgirl </p><p>at a take that concert.</p><p>--------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p>My girlfriend can't wrestle, but you oughta see her box! </p><p></p><p>Don't laugh. Your daughter could be in this vehicle. </p><p></p><p>Which came first? The woman or the department store? </p><p></p><p>My wife says if I go fishing one more time, she's going to leave me. I am going to miss her.</p><p></p><p>The worst day fishing is better than the best day working. </p><p></p><p>Save Water - Take a bath with your neighbor's daughter.</p><p></p><p>Life's too short to dance with ugly women.</p><p></p><p>My other wife is beautiful.</p><p></p><p>Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep.</p><p></p><p>I don't have to be dead to donate my organ.</p><p></p><p></p><p>---</p><p>Fug</p><p><em>I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder</em></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="fugjostle, post: 66535, member: 151"] What do you call a woman with two brain cells? Pregnant If a man says something in the woods, and there's no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? What do 60,000 abused woman have in common? They don't feckin listen! What are the three fastest means of communication? Internet. Telephone. Telawoman. How is a woman like a condom? They both spend more time in your wallet than on your wodger. How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex? Phone her. What's the difference between a girl and a toilet? A toilet doesn't want to cuddle after you drop a load in it. How do you make a woman orgasm? Who cares !!!! What's the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side. What do you call a bag full of fannies? Clitoris Allsorts. In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested. Why do women have orgasms? It gives them something to moan about. What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman who won't do what she is told. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- A few extra that made me giggle like a japanese schoolgirl at a take that concert. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- My girlfriend can't wrestle, but you oughta see her box! Don't laugh. Your daughter could be in this vehicle. Which came first? The woman or the department store? My wife says if I go fishing one more time, she's going to leave me. I am going to miss her. The worst day fishing is better than the best day working. Save Water - Take a bath with your neighbor's daughter. Life's too short to dance with ugly women. My other wife is beautiful. Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep. I don't have to be dead to donate my organ. --- Fug [I]I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder[/I] [/QUOTE]
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