Wonders in......

[The Frog Meister]

Morning people
* opens up the caf *

* setup table in corner with huge ashtray and everrefilling and warm pot for Cat ( The ashtray has Good Times written on the side ) *

* kick starts the expresso machine * And fulls up the water heater. (kettle!)*

*opes up display and pops the croissants, pain au chocolat and all that in there*

Right! I'm ready for them now

* Turns the Closed sign to Open *

come one in

How is everyone?

 

[glazzy]

good morning

can i have a cup of tea please?

and a croissant too...bought my coffee yesterday but i am having trouble getting fresh croissants, mind you it's hard to find fresh air in Widnes ...i will go to the bakery in a bit and point a tazar at the woman until she makes me a croissant(i'll have to tell her wot 1 is first probably)

jayne x

 

[The Frog Meister]

LOL @ glazzy. Try Summerfield, they have nice ones down here

Here you go, Tea and croissant...

 

[glazzy]

cheers m8

we don't have a somerfield round here
just an asda that has no bread, potatoes, veg, fruit or milk(don't ask why, cos i don't know)

i'll get my dad to get me some from the bakery near his cos it's not bad there, and they do a delish carrot cake...mmmm

jayne x

 

[The Frog Meister]

hmmmmmmmm carrot cake....... hmmmmmmm noice!

* jots note down to put the carrot cakes on display *

That is a good idea to get your dad to do that for you.

I just hope that you find the right ones. If you don't, pop down here and I'll show you the trick and treat you to a nice breakfast

 

[glazzy]

cheers Beebock

jayne x

 

[The Frog Meister]

No probs babes...


It's a little quiet in here! No Joker, no cat, and no Jaxx..... no one!!!!

Oh well * pulls up a chair and joins Glazzy with an expresso *

 

[glazzy]

i think Joker will be in soon

is Cat always that crazy?
i was reading her post yesterday about pubic hair and platting it and throwing it over your shoulder...nearly p*ssed myself laughing!!!

jayne x

 

[The Frog Meister]

Yep, she's a mad one, that's why I like her so much

She is totaly and utterly bonquers, and really adorable with it. Normally when her and joker get going there is NO way you can breath because your killing yourself laughing! she is really funny.

But not been on the board for a while tho! She should be in a little later ( I hope ) Anyway I set her table up for her, so you can chat to her then

what you upto today then?

 

[glazzy]

not a lot really, paying some bills(if the water was drinkable then i wouldn't mind paying for it)

goin to see my nan and my dad, my dad just got a playstation 2 yesterday so that should be a good laugh listening to his excuses why i beat him, old with bad eyesight is usually the best 1!!!

then my boyfriends mum is coming round for dinner later so i'll have to stock up on the rat poison!!

another naff wednesday i think

how 'bout u?

jayne x

 

[The Frog Meister]

work work work, then board. then more work, then board, then work work work lunch, then more work, then board. A typical day at the office!

I take it that you don;t like your other inlaw then.... * send over arsenic*

 

[glazzy]

she's ok but she thinks i should look after Ste like she has in the past.....yeah right

he's almost domesticated now thanks to me

jayne x

 

[The Frog Meister]

LOL! I didn't know you could domesticate a bloke!!! My mum has failed for years! and is still failing!

Oh well.... Joker poped on before, but has not come in to say hello!!!!!!

Oh well............................

* stretchs *

Fancy another cuppa?

 

[Joker Jen]

Morning Peeps, soz I'm l8 I overslept, wud still be sleepin soundly if it wasn't 4 a text from Tonks thanks m8!!!

What delights have u got 4 me 2day???

 

[The Frog Meister]

Well, we have all the usuals.

I have added today an expresso machine, and carrot cakes.

And I'm thinking about extending next door, but the problem is that we don't seem to have a lot of people coming in

I'm starting to think that my cafe is no good, and only attracts a few people

Oh well, * bings over tea no sugar, but with milk *

How you feeling today then?

 

[glazzy]

yes please m8

he can make a cup of tea and a bowl of cereal so that's almost domesticated considering he didn't know what a kettle was

you musn't be bad though, don't u live on your own?

jayne x

 

[Joker Jen]

*couffs loudly* a little better 2day thanks, can I have a teacake lightly buttered, lookin after me figure u know!!!

U in a better mood??

 

[The Frog Meister]

kind of yes. I have housemats, but looking at getting my own flat. and I might have found one on the sea front and everything! But I need more info about the place tho. And I'm also looking at places around where my new job is ( reminds me better send the contracts back!)

* gets myself an expresso *

My definition of domesticted is to do the cleaning and all that! I can make tea since I was 8! and I have been cooking since I was 12!!!! cooked my first steak at 12, fish at 13!!!!! Now try that for domesticated!, but my roo is KAOS! and always has been and hopefully always will be!!!!

 

[The Frog Meister]

*couffs loudly* a little better 2day thanks, can I have a teacake lightly buttered, lookin after me figure u know!!!

U in a better mood??

* Warm up the tea cake and butters it with normandy butter*

there you go.

Still not sure what mood I'm in today!

 

[glazzy]

come on Beebock u gotta be in a better mood today...afterall wednesday is closer to friday then tuesday will ever be, that's gotta be a good thing right?

that means you should be in an even better mood tomorrow

i can still remember that horrible sunday night feeling wen u knew there wasn't an excuse in the world that was gonna get u out of school the next day....but it all leads to friday in the end,

wot am i going on about???????

jayne x