lol i best not drop that old skool remix of lets get ready to rumble next time i see ya at courtneys then mate
LOL think that might be a good tune to play at the end of the night when the club needs emptying save the bouncers a job
lol i best not drop that old skool remix of lets get ready to rumble next time i see ya at courtneys then mate
ste30 said:bad mannered bastards who eat with their mouth WIDE open
esp if its sum1 u dont no, so u cant say "shut ur fuckin mouth"
like the man behind me on the train to uni yesterday
40mins of listening to him chewing, over the noise of the train too!
i was so close to sayin summat to him
it winds me up SO MUCH!
lol
glazzy said:or the needle to numb your gums...defo the worst part about the dentist
jayne x
Dj M Jaxx said:PS VA Are you sure she died of mad cows m8:S
VinylAnimal said:yes mate defo she was dragging her feet around for weeks before the vet shot her
contact lenses cant bear to watch folk put em in :$
needles its not the prick that bothers me its some wierd thought in the back of me mind making me think the end is gonna snap off :|
and oddly LOL....
taking pills im crap at it and keep getting em stuck
oh and one more that thud sound only made when a head hits concrete
the screech of brakes just before impact ??? lol why does it take so long ????
the continuous sound of the horn following impact ??? suggests a mutilated corpse is now behind the wheel (lol or slumped over the wheel to be presise....)
mushrooms or anything with mushrooms in in fact anything i even suspect might have mushrooms in or might be a plot to trick me into eating mushrooms
"if you have a star button on your telephone please press it twice now........." grrrr
the electrical burning smell or worse the "phew" sound you get when summat electrical blows alltogether.
the "nokia" tune
andi peters
the sound of a tape chewing up - especially when its a brand new one
the stupid sucking noise all tradesmen make when they're working out yer quote
that bastard cockerall......
LOL now theres 2 of em and all they seem to do is squabble over who gets to fuk the hens first. dunno why farmer wants 2 anyway theyre defo not gonna get on they hate each other.
they stick their plumages up and squark at each other. then they charge forward pecking each other like fuk, and squarking some more
he must be into fighting em cause everyone knows 2 male cockeralls aint gonna see eye to eye cant see why else hed buy a second one
unless its a cunning plan of his to do my head in
anyways hes fukked cause i gonna buy a proper nutcase cockerall of my own. a trained fighter with a massive beak, a huge pear of bollocks and a skinhead. gonna call him trevor
if trevor decides to mount a hostile takeover of the farmyard who am i to stand in the way of nature.... when hes done the deed i can curry him and have him with a garlic nan
grad said:..and to be totally honest unclean womens bits (putting it mildly) come on guys that's proper cringeworthy tackle - you know the moment when you tell yourself..' I ain't feckin going down there' well that's what I call a cringe..
luckily not met one of these for a long time now..