wot u up to this weekend??

[hektik]

opohmi god i am well excited, i thin kme heads gonna explode!

tonight i am going to SLinky, and dance meself silly to tall paul and armin van burren

and then bakc to someones house for silliness.

then im going up to paSSion tomorrow night for their 7th birthday, and my 23rd!!! ferry corsten, JFK, mauro picotto, van burrne (again!) and guy ornadel and john '00' fleming.

RAh ccant wait. i will be the messiest of messy tigers this weekend!!

 

[The Frog Meister]

I'm going to France with an extreemely nice Lady

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

Have a good one Hektik m8

 

[OldskoolDazed (al)]

Aye everyone ave a blinder i gotta stop in - fekkin monitors blown up so savin - ahh got fridge full of beer though so looks like mix some oldskool up on Paltalk

he he

al

 

[Myk]

Im off to an outdoor B'day bash in the local countryside, so its brandy, ching, cows and sheep here I come

 

[Tigger]

cock all!

 

[pacman]

supposed to be goin' Wigan Pier but cash has eloped so its a local pub weekend (fekkin hell!!) til next weekend.

Ah well, maybe, just maybe, I will turn it into a semi crazy wrecked head one!!!

Basically, just waiting for GT!!!!

 

[Tonksi]

Nowt much really savin meself for Space VS Gt on the 9th anyone goin btw ill pay u?

 

[Pixie]

I was all set for a weekend in front of the box but it ended up being a weekend of much - no surprise there then I hear you cry !!!

Fri - down my local drinking VODKA of course & these lethel things called test tubes - was swaying like an mfi wardrobe on the way home & got told off by my mum for ringing her to walk me home in case I got mugged (she's 250 miles away so coulnd't do bugger all if I did get mugged but it always seems to amuse me to call her when I'm drunk!!) lol

Then on Sat I "went out for a couple" to TGI's & Planet Hollywood. I ended up getting completely w*nkered again. Saw all the Miss GB finalists in planet. 45 18-20yr olds with hotpants & tiny t-shirts on which was funny as hell. They all looked really embarrassed - you'll never make a model if you're worried about people looking at you love !! lol

Then got mote drunk in TGI's again, then went to cheers & staggered home on the last train!! This time Cat got the drunken please walk me home call & successfully managed to navigate me thru getting undressed, falling up some stairs, getting tangled up in my coats, clothes, bed & cats before I passed out !!!

Finally Sunday - didn't surface from my pit till 12pm then watched trashy tv till 3pm then got dressed, ate some dinner & went back to the pub - quality !!!!

 

[glazzy]

nice 1 pixie sounds like a mad weekend

i did .....






nothing

i might have a drink-a-thon at the weekend...which will go like this...

20 minutes to drink 2 bottles of WKD...3 days p*ssed as a fart...4 days to get over a hangover from hell!!!

is there such thing as an alcohol allergy?

jayne x

 

[butty]

its all a bit of a blur the past weekend, went 2 jills thursday had me bitches round at mine on friday then it was r kids birthday satday n well ive only just got me head back 2gether n found a traffic cone in me room??

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

found a traffic cone in me room??

That i'll be mine m8, soz about that, I have this thing about traffic cones, and delivering them to peoples houses ( Santa styleee ) why they sleep

 

[butty]

That i'll be mine m8, soz about that, I have this thing about traffic cones, and delivering them to peoples houses ( Santa styleee ) why they sleep

well can ya come n shift it then bud coz me mam bolloked me for it wudnt have minded wakin up to a different sort of cone

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

Dam them nasty traffic cones, why do they make them so addictive to pick up when you are sheded

What is it in alchole that makes you want to pick em up and pretend it is a hat

IT DOS'NT EVEN FIT ON YA FECKIN HEAD

You always say never again, but low and behold you get out of bed on a Sunday morning, pize open your cleckers , look in the corner and ther it is again

WAY- HAY .......... OLDEST JOKE IN THE BOOK

BUT STILL, FUNNY AS F**K

 

[butty]

i found out the next day it was r kid who wanted the cone for a birthday prezzie so i dont know y i got the arse whoopin off mrs b. i was tryin 2 explain it in the mornin but got all confused n jus stood there scrachin me putty head. so it was just easier to accept the ear bashin n take it outside

 

[Pixie]

is there such thing as an alcohol allergy?

jayne x

Yeah, a girl I used to work with has an allergy to alcohol - proper anaphalactic (dodgy spellin) shock stylee.

She can't even use perfume, nail polish remover, eat certain foods that are likely to have alcohol in them (eg Lasagne) & can't even kiss her husband at night if he's been drinking.

She's not had a drink in over 13 years !!!

 

[The Frog Meister]

I know someone that has an allergy to chocolat and coffee...

If she eats chocolat it's like she smoke a huge

and if she drinks coffee it's like she's on Es!!!!!

so we gave her 5 chocolat coated coffee beans

she danced for 2 hours and then went upstairs and passed out!!!!!

this is the only girl I know that says.... " I can't drive I had a cadbury's cream egg!"

Some times I would LOVE to be like that.... but I'm way to fond of chocolat for it to be good!

 

[glazzy]

holy sh*t...that is a serious allergy!!!!

maybe i'm not allergic...i think i just need more practice

jayne x

 

[glazzy]

a friend of a friend is so allergic to eggs she can't eat chicken...and she can't even touch an egg carton cos she gets this dodgy rash and her throat swells up with loads of ulcer things....eewwww

but i think eggs should be banned anyway

jayne x

 

[Tonksi]

From nights out to allergies...only osa can provide such a level of madness....lovin it!!