You DJ so bad.......

[Jiglo]

Like ''Yo mamma's so fat.......'' jokes

You DJ so bad, you lost a DJ Battle to a fire alarm

 

[Presuming Ed]

You DJ so bad your only booking was at the deaf school's Christmas party

 

[adamz]

One of me favourites:
You DJ so bad, when the promoter said there was a Rane in the DJ booth, you brought an umbrella to the club. lololol

 

[Jiglo]

Haha

You DJ so bad, Doc Emmett Brown took his DeLorean back to the year you were born to kick your mummy in the tummy

 

[djperkins]

yo DJ sooo bad that the only person to dance at your gigs is Timmy Mallet

 

[djperkins]

Yo Dj is so bad compared to me your quite good..hahaha

 

[pauly p]

You DJ so bad you think your Graeme Park

 

[Jiglo]

You DJ so bad, kids think you're selling ice cream

 

[Superdan]

You dj so bad the neighbours called the RSPCA to report you for throwing elephants down the stairs

 

[Pro-dj]

You DJ so bad, you should be on OSA radio!!!

 

[adamz]

You DJ so bad, you should be on OSA radio!!!

You Dj SO bad, Pro-Dj writes his first post

 

[djperkins]

lol^^^^^^^^^...fair is fair...he prob got someone to type it out for him...bless

 

[djperkins]

Yo DJ so bad...me legs burst
Yo DJ so bad...when you drop the needle, everyone's clothes go out of fashion
Yo Pro DJ so bad...that you just chugg instead, cos it comes naturally