Right check this wacky but predictably irreleant story...
I was on my way home from work last night when I thought I saw a bin bag in the road, when I got near it I saw not 1 badger but 2 badgers! in the road!! (Loads of cars going down it etc), but not only were they 2 badgers (like when do you even see badgers?? you dont even see em in the woods lol) they were sniffing each others bottoms in what looked like a mating ritual. Anyway I had to swerve past them and off home I went puzzling the matter.
Today at work I overheard this guy talking about badgers so I go up and say was it the badgers in the road last night, he said no they were on the footpath next to the road, I said were they sniffing each others bottoms, he say no 1 badger was eating the other badger n dragging it down the footpath!
He went onto say that he rang some wildlife phone line lol for our borough, probs the badger dept lol n told them about it and this badger specialist says, you know what after 5 years of working here Ive never even seen a badger, never mind 2! and one eating the other etc etc
Well, theories as to what the badgers were doing have been flying round the office today, mine is that they were gonna mate with each other and then one of them got run over the daft c@nt, so the other badger drags it off the road to put it in a thicket or summat and it wasnt really eating it. This guys thoery was that it was 2 rival male badgers and one badger was in another badgers patch so they had a fight, one got better of the other and started eating the other one! It occured to me on the way home that it could have been male n female badgers and the female badger wouldnt let the male badger get its end away so the male badger started eating the female badger out of protest!! Maybe it was 2 males and this male goes right you can smell my arse but your not bumming me!! then eats the other one! Fk knows
I thought I might get lucky and see more wildlife on the way home like a pygmy shrew or even a wombat but to no avail
Anyhow you dont see that often do you?
Anyone got any 'wildlife on your doorstep' type stories?
Id also be happy to answer any questions relating to my magical wildlife story lol
I was on my way home from work last night when I thought I saw a bin bag in the road, when I got near it I saw not 1 badger but 2 badgers! in the road!! (Loads of cars going down it etc), but not only were they 2 badgers (like when do you even see badgers?? you dont even see em in the woods lol) they were sniffing each others bottoms in what looked like a mating ritual. Anyway I had to swerve past them and off home I went puzzling the matter.
Today at work I overheard this guy talking about badgers so I go up and say was it the badgers in the road last night, he said no they were on the footpath next to the road, I said were they sniffing each others bottoms, he say no 1 badger was eating the other badger n dragging it down the footpath!
He went onto say that he rang some wildlife phone line lol for our borough, probs the badger dept lol n told them about it and this badger specialist says, you know what after 5 years of working here Ive never even seen a badger, never mind 2! and one eating the other etc etc
Well, theories as to what the badgers were doing have been flying round the office today, mine is that they were gonna mate with each other and then one of them got run over the daft c@nt, so the other badger drags it off the road to put it in a thicket or summat and it wasnt really eating it. This guys thoery was that it was 2 rival male badgers and one badger was in another badgers patch so they had a fight, one got better of the other and started eating the other one! It occured to me on the way home that it could have been male n female badgers and the female badger wouldnt let the male badger get its end away so the male badger started eating the female badger out of protest!! Maybe it was 2 males and this male goes right you can smell my arse but your not bumming me!! then eats the other one! Fk knows
I thought I might get lucky and see more wildlife on the way home like a pygmy shrew or even a wombat but to no avail
Anyhow you dont see that often do you?
Anyone got any 'wildlife on your doorstep' type stories?
Id also be happy to answer any questions relating to my magical wildlife story lol
..2 much wine...2 much sun, lol)
