- Jul 18, 2001
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... the local news is still banging on about Arthur Scargill & reports that Yorkshire Constabulary are searching for a man in connection with the murder of a prostitute.... it's hammer time again !
You know you're in Yaaarkshire when...
- Thread starter Shooms
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...one of the locals opens their wallet & the queen blinks.
Bernard Manning:
Married couple from Yorkshire have gone on holiday to Spain for two weeks.
They get to the hotel room and start unpacking, and the wife realises they've forgotten to pack the Bisto, so she tells her husband to go & knock on the room next door & borrow some.
So the husband goes & knocks on the door. After a bit it's answered by this old bloke.
" 'as th'any Bisto"? ask's the husband.
"Fuck off you Spanish cnut" replies the old fella.
Bernard Manning:
Married couple from Yorkshire have gone on holiday to Spain for two weeks.
They get to the hotel room and start unpacking, and the wife realises they've forgotten to pack the Bisto, so she tells her husband to go & knock on the room next door & borrow some.
So the husband goes & knocks on the door. After a bit it's answered by this old bloke.
" 'as th'any Bisto"? ask's the husband.
"Fuck off you Spanish cnut" replies the old fella.
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During the war of the roses, in a village near the border, the villagers hear the cry-"one yorkshire man`s stronger than one hundred lancashire men".
So they all run towards the source but none of them return.
So the next day, further along the border the same thing happens and still noone returns.
The next day the same happens but before the men of the new village run towards the source they are stopped by a lone surviver and he says "stop dont go It`s a trap theres two of them".
So they all run towards the source but none of them return.
So the next day, further along the border the same thing happens and still noone returns.
The next day the same happens but before the men of the new village run towards the source they are stopped by a lone surviver and he says "stop dont go It`s a trap theres two of them".
