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<blockquote data-quote="anthonyf218" data-source="post: 643662" data-attributes="member: 4515"><p>just been the pub and got a bernard cracker off a mate..::</p><p></p><p>china man moves next door to bernard, and want to decorate his front room.</p><p></p><p>"<em>Hallo Mr Manning, i want decorate front room, how many rolls of paper do need?</em> (in chinese accent lol)"</p><p></p><p>"No problem, you need 12 rolls"</p><p></p><p>"<em>fank you</em>"</p><p></p><p>The chinaman returns the next day and says:</p><p></p><p>"<em>ah, mr manning, i decorate front room, but have 2 rolls left</em>"</p><p></p><p>bernard : - "so did I"</p><p></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/classics/smile-r.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":spin:" title="spin :spin:" data-shortname=":spin:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="anthonyf218, post: 643662, member: 4515"] just been the pub and got a bernard cracker off a mate..:: china man moves next door to bernard, and want to decorate his front room. "[I]Hallo Mr Manning, i want decorate front room, how many rolls of paper do need?[/I] (in chinese accent lol)" "No problem, you need 12 rolls" "[I]fank you[/I]" The chinaman returns the next day and says: "[I]ah, mr manning, i decorate front room, but have 2 rolls left[/I]" bernard : - "so did I" :spin: [/QUOTE]
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