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<blockquote data-quote="Dj M Jaxx" data-source="post: 644700" data-attributes="member: 152"><p>I hate the fat get, sexist IMO</p><p></p><p>I went to see him once with one of my friends who is a little overweight to say the least, and also one hell of a quick witted guy.</p><p></p><p>I realy did not want to go, but i went because he liked him, and im a good friend...so you do. Anyway, we got about half way through the show, and my friend wants to go to the toilet, but won't for the fear of a heckle...anyway after about 5mins of wriggling and thinking he gets up to go to the toilet, and as expected Bernard shouts "Where you going you fat B@stard", My m8 replies (quick as u like) "Im off to the bog before the comedian comes on".......Shut him right up !!!!....he did not have an answear, just complimented my friend on the best heckle he ever had</p><p></p><p></p><p>FPMSL......Turned out to be a funny evening after all <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":D" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dj M Jaxx, post: 644700, member: 152"] I hate the fat get, sexist IMO I went to see him once with one of my friends who is a little overweight to say the least, and also one hell of a quick witted guy. I realy did not want to go, but i went because he liked him, and im a good friend...so you do. Anyway, we got about half way through the show, and my friend wants to go to the toilet, but won't for the fear of a heckle...anyway after about 5mins of wriggling and thinking he gets up to go to the toilet, and as expected Bernard shouts "Where you going you fat B@stard", My m8 replies (quick as u like) "Im off to the bog before the comedian comes on".......Shut him right up !!!!....he did not have an answear, just complimented my friend on the best heckle he ever had FPMSL......Turned out to be a funny evening after all :D [/QUOTE]
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