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grover

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typed in the words "gobshite" and found this lol
http://www.predator-fishing.co.uk/images/PAULOC.jpg
here's his story...........
What the f--k is your man like? Or look at the gobshite in the car tube, what's he like.
That's just some of the reactions that people come out with whenever they see me afloat in my pike tube. I suppose it must be strange to see a Michelin man look alike floating around in the middle of a lake in a car tube. To many it must be amusing but to me it's the most exciting form of piking to hit this country. Need I say any more, yes it was the Yanks that are responsible for this wired but wonderful way of catching Pike. I remember the first time I encountered such a wired looking contraption on Blessington; I was amazed at the mobility that this angler had at his disposal. It wasn't till many years later that I had the opportunity to purchase such a pike tube. A good friend of mine from Co. Down informed me that his local tackle dealer had just taken stock of pike tubes and if I wanted one he could get me one at the right price and send it down to me. Does a one-legged duck swim in circles? Of course I want one. Bear in mind that the tube is just one part of the equipment to take up this form of piking.

Let's take a closer look at this most enjoyable way of catching Pike and explain the ins and outs of tubing for Pike. I remember the first ever trip that I had on my tube, myself and Eddie had discovered a wonderful little lake that was made for this form of fishing. The tube was inflated with the aid of a small compressor that fits into the cigarette lighter in the car. Anyway Eddie already had a few trips under his belt and knew what to expect, but I began to loose my bottle a bit as we made our way down to the lake. Everything that could go wrong went through my head. What if I get a puncture? Or what if a Pike grabs my feet? Or worse still what if I got a dose of the trots?!!! Anyway I found myself at the lakeshore and I must admit I had completely lost my bottle. "Do you get that horrible smell?" says Eddie; "the farmer must be spraying silage again". Yeah, it's either that or I had an accident I thought to myself.

LOL
 

WAFC

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lol

that pike must be a good 15 pounds as well.

typed in the word prick and was confronted with this clown who is known only as WoodE

I'll let WoodE tell you in his own words of his life thus far



As some of you already know, I was born on the 1st of July, 1982, since then, as you can imagine, a lot has happened. Here is a brief view of my life thus far.

4 Years
Not that I remember much from this age, for obvious reasons, but I do remember climbing up the cooker (while it was on) and burning my middle finger on my right hand. I also started Primary School at Sycamore Private School in Balby, Doncaster.

5 Years
Mum decided to cut and spike my hair one day, never again. I now do my own hair :D

7 Years
I got 'promoted' to Junior class in Primary School under the tuition of the Head Teacher, Miss Spencer.

10 Years
Took my 3 entrance exams for Queen Elizabeth's High School, Gainsborough, passing all 3 and being guaranteed a place. Started there September 1993 after I turned 11.

14 Years
My first 'snog'. Got my Blackbelt in Tae Kwon Do.

16 Years
Left School with 7 GCSE passes, barely. Started College and left after 3 months as I was told to go home every day after being there 20 minutes as I'd already finished and knew more than the Tutor.

Fell in love for the first time with Megan Ferrer from Wales, wanted to marry her like ya do, she was perfect though, even to this day. We lasted 4 days short of a year.

18 Years
Most amazing holiday ever this year, went to Ibiza for 2 weeks with 3 mates from Hull. Even had my birthday over there, was frikkin mint.

9 months after splitting up with Megan, I ask out a lass from work, Amy Bradley, she thinks its for a drink but accepts, was it love again?

19 Years
New Years Eve I ask Amy to Marry me, she accepts.

21 Years
Lose Amy for good, she fucks off with my ex-best mate, move in together in a spangly new house etc


Meet my good friend WoodE.

http://www.drivingassist.co.uk/gallery/more/prick.jpg
 

sgt.lead

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Chorley.Lancs

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This is my brother, Rupert Shit. His website is down at the moment so i have attatched a picture of roops from his MSN card. This is the piccy he uses to seduce all his bitches before having his wicked way with them in various travel lodges up and down the country. He aint heavy.......................






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WAFC

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Ab45's Frenchman

lol he is the biggest bellend in the continent of europe. someone email him and get him on here. what on earth made him think that he looked remotely good in them turqouise shorts. lol jesus lol again at them shorts. i've never seen nothing like them.
 

sgt.lead

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Not that I`ve tried it or want to really but is`nt FELCHIN shooting your duff into somethings arse then sucking it out :| ....eeewwwww!! he looks like a ferret felcher lol..
 

AB45

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Gerald Couldwell (UCC CSOM Student)

I am a 3rd-year computing student with no life and a wife. I hope to get a front tooth soon
Gerald

Never :D