lol
that pike must be a good 15 pounds as well.
typed in the word prick and was confronted with this clown who is known only as WoodE
I'll let WoodE tell you in his own words of his life thus far
As some of you already know, I was born on the 1st of July, 1982, since then, as you can imagine, a lot has happened. Here is a brief view of my life thus far.
4 Years
Not that I remember much from this age, for obvious reasons, but I do remember climbing up the cooker (while it was on) and burning my middle finger on my right hand. I also started Primary School at Sycamore Private School in Balby, Doncaster.
5 Years
Mum decided to cut and spike my hair one day, never again. I now do my own hair
7 Years
I got 'promoted' to Junior class in Primary School under the tuition of the Head Teacher, Miss Spencer.
10 Years
Took my 3 entrance exams for Queen Elizabeth's High School, Gainsborough, passing all 3 and being guaranteed a place. Started there September 1993 after I turned 11.
14 Years
My first 'snog'. Got my Blackbelt in Tae Kwon Do.
16 Years
Left School with 7 GCSE passes, barely. Started College and left after 3 months as I was told to go home every day after being there 20 minutes as I'd already finished and knew more than the Tutor.
Fell in love for the first time with Megan Ferrer from Wales, wanted to marry her like ya do, she was perfect though, even to this day. We lasted 4 days short of a year.
18 Years
Most amazing holiday ever this year, went to Ibiza for 2 weeks with 3 mates from Hull. Even had my birthday over there, was frikkin mint.
9 months after splitting up with Megan, I ask out a lass from work, Amy Bradley, she thinks its for a drink but accepts, was it love again?
19 Years
New Years Eve I ask Amy to Marry me, she accepts.
21 Years
Lose Amy for good, she fucks off with my ex-best mate, move in together in a spangly new house etc
Meet my good friend WoodE.
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