If Sasha Came for tea...

[Saysay]

I'd put the pan on ebay, there's some right stupid twats on ebay that'd buy the pan for £100 or more lol

Haha!!

I'd buy the pan back, knock BJ out with it and then sell the bloody lot of you (pan included) on fleabay as a job lot. Sorted.

 

[blue jammer]

I'd buy the pan back and swap it for a camera whilst BJ knocks one out, take pics and sell them on filthbay as a job lot. Sorted.

 

[Elev8/Levit8]

WooWoo Reeves n' Mortimer style pan-fighting!
top fooking notch!

 

[Saysay]

LMAO!!

Ya dirty beggar!!

 

[blue jammer]

In my defence, I've got two days off, so I'm delirious

 

[Danny C]

I'd make him listen to that Northern Exposure album and ask him "what the f*ck was this?".

 

[Saysay]

WooWoo Reeves n' Mortimer style pan-fighting!
top fooking notch!

lolol!!

Cant beat a good reeves and mortimer pan fight!!

 

[mstoddy]

I'd ask him "does he take his tea white with or without sugar?" then get out my best china and serve up a 'propa brew!'

 

[db909]

If Sasha came for tea........

.........I'd make sure I was out

 

[Tim Acid]

I'd play some old skool hardcore anthems and call him a poof........

would get some eggs flour sugar and a mixing bowl and show him what proper mixing is all about......

I would offer a choice of builders tea or Jasmin tea (he would probably go for the latter) laced with LSD and strike up a debate on whether man really did walk on the moon.....

 

[mr sy1975]

Id get him to mix an exclusive oldskool set and post it on here....after ive sold it on ebay

 

[polanski23]

i would try to convince him that he needs to do a couple of oldskool sets a year(on decks).........then he would be a proper hero

 

[Danny]

i would suck him off

 

[Mister_DJ]

Haha!!

I'd buy the pan back, knock BJ out with it and then sell the bloody lot of you (pan included) on fleabay as a job lot. Sorted.

LOL

These posts made me wee. Can't believe I didn't see them last year. Christ I miss u lot. Roll on the OSA do.

Quality

Mart

 

[djconn]

I'd stick on one of Matt Lippiatte's Bedrock series mixes and tell him "Now then, that's what you call 'proper mixing' "

lmao

 

[JACKG]

The guys got nowt to prove. Id thank him for his efforts and ask him what forgotten classics I should be listening to

 

[coggledots]

It wasn't oldskool when he played it......it was the latest or soon to be released house music

Well put my good man

 

[leaky]

i would let him play some tunes, nip into the kitchen to make his cuppa, then sneak out of the back door. go get hammered, then come home and give him a fiver for rocking my kids off to sleep

 

[Inchigh]

think i'd ask him to get involved in a game of monopoly, with all the fines going on the free parking spot, with a good old straight decent shot of jim beam to the lucky dice roller. reckon i'd have to be the boot though, cause i'd kick his arse

 

[turpieaj]

I would say bollox to the music and give him a swift kick in the nadgers