Put a bid in on a flat this morning

[sweet sensation]

Good luck with it all Ed, keep us posted

 

[northern minx]

who's the estate agent again ?
hope its eddies lot and we could get him on the case

 

[Ed]

who's the estate agent again ?
hope its eddies lot and we could get him on the case

Copping Joyce.

I got a delightful valuation on mine this morning, couldn't really believe it. London is nuts.

 

[Elev8/Levit8]

Copping Joyce.

I got a delightful valuation on mine this morning, couldn't really believe it. London is nuts.

hehe nice
i recommend spunking all the profits (and then some) up the wall before they're earned

 

[T.C]

or how about this one ...

oi, stop trying to flog my home while ive been away you shady beeeatch


nice one Ed, hope it all goes peachy for ya mate

 

[Ed]

hehe nice
i recommend spunking all the profits (and then some) up the wall before they're earned

Unfortunately it'll go on the deposit, lawyers fees, stamp duty and agents fees, and anyone else who sucks the blood from the property market. Its a right kerfuffle.

If there's any left over I'm off to Japan for a couple of weeks mind!!

 

[lottie]

oi, stop trying to flog my home while ive been away you shady beeeatch


nice one Ed, hope it all goes peachy for ya mate

no one wants it love feckin reeks off piss welcome back cock

fingers crossed for you Ed , hope it works out ok x x x x

 

[T.C]

no one wants it love feckin reeks off piss

hence why I aint inviting you in again you incontinent old strumpet you can kip in the kennel next time

 

[lottie]

hence why I aint inviting you in again you incontinent old strumpet you can kip in the kennel next time

oi cnut i take offence at that ! old for fecks sake pftttttt

how you doing you smelly piece of turd ? u ok ?

 

[Shooms]

Unfortunately it'll go on the deposit, lawyers fees, stamp duty and agents fees, and anyone else who sucks the blood from the property market. Its a right kerfuffle.

If there's any left over I'm off to Japan for a couple of weeks mind!!

Surely you could do yer own conveyancing & save yerself a few penneys ? Even a one armed monkey could make a fair job of conveyancing so a qualified lawyer could do it (at a push).

All the best anyways fella

 

[T.C]

oi cnut i take offence at that ! old for fecks sake pftttttt

how you doing you smelly piece of turd ? u ok ?

im ok ta bird will drop you a pm / msn later

 

[Ed]

I'm taking this thread back you hijacking bastards

Got asking price for my flat today.

Should get the one over the road as a result.

Through to the 3rd round of interviews and psychometric testing to see if I'm a mental.

Its all gravy.

 

[Ed]

Surely you could do yer own conveyancing & save yerself a few penneys ? Even a one armed monkey could make a fair job of conveyancing so a qualified lawyer could do it (at a push).

All the best anyways fella

I could. Not sure if I can be arsed, and I want some one to sue if it goes to shit. Anyone can do it, doesn't have to be a lawyer.

I never qualified actually mate, fell into banking and compliance instead. Its where people who studied law but have personalities end up apparently. There or jail.