make your own animal up!

[butty]

im bored n so thought i would make my own animal up. just like blue peter you can join in at home too.

anyways heres my animal

Animal Name:
Flidget

Brief Description:
Well its a cross between a flea n a midget

Places you will find this species:
Usually the flidget likes to dwell on the underside of bridges around the M60 ring road region, tell tale signs of a flidget infestation would be a) buzzing in a height reduced manner, b) the left over excrement (that they havent ate) they enjoy rubbing on the side of the bridges, leaving there 'tag'. or c) gabba music (flidgets are big fans of gabba)

Diet:
Flidgets live off a diet of typhoo tea, dust and there own poo. A firm favourite of the flidget is all 3 mixed together and sandwiched within the biscuit area of a jammy dodger.

Notes:
If you come across a flidget, do not attempt to use fly spray on them. This will only make things worse as it is like giving chicken to a gremlin after midnight. Instead sooth them away with the sounds of jean michelle jarre in D minor. Buzzin. Literally

 

[easty]

im bored n so thought i would make my own animal up. just like blue peter you can join in at home too.

anyways heres my animal

Animal Name:
Flidget

Brief Description:
Well its a cross between a flea n a midget

Places you will find this species:
Usually the flidget likes to dwell on the underside of bridges around the M60 ring road region, tell tale signs of a flidget infestation would be a) buzzing in a height reduced manner, b) the left over excrement (that they havent ate) they enjoy rubbing on the side of the bridges, leaving there 'tag'. or c) gabba music (flidgets are big fans of gabba)

Diet:
Flidgets live off a diet of typhoo tea, dust and there own poo. A firm favourite of the flidget is all 3 mixed together and sandwiched within the biscuit area of a jammy dodger.

Notes:
If you come across a flidget, do not attempt to use fly spray on them. This will only make things worse as it is like giving chicken to a gremlin after midnight. Instead sooth them away with the sounds of jean michelle jarre in D minor. Buzzin. Literally

u need a job

 

[ClaireW]

U must be really bored

 

[li'l Sonz]

oh my god butty, what the f@ck have you been on??

 

[butty]

u bunch of boring gits. i had loads of fun makin my own animal n all

 

[Northern Star]

Ive been tryiong to think of one all day that will come up to scratch with yours but i cant - yet

top idea for a thread

 

[li'l Sonz]

u bunch of boring gits. i had loads of fun makin my own animal n all

I'll think of one on the long journey to yours and then post it for you! Is that okay?? lol

 

[Superdan]

Animal Name:
duckfilledplatywrongalongapongapouropus
marvin for short

Brief Description:
far too mad to be classed as a duck, 37cm in height and an impressive 40 foot wingspan

Places you will find this species:
Lurking in the corners at mash ups waiting for the best time to pounce. Marvin is very shy, but crafty as hell. You won't know its there till its already ruined everything. By which time you are defenseless.

Diet:
glittery fluff, wicker herring pellets and marmite. Do not feed after dark as bad things will happen

Notes:
Follow the instruction on how to care for your duckfilledplatywrongalongapongapouropus and things should run smoothly. If in doubt see diagram for helpful tips. Your duckfilledplatywrongalongapongapouropus will wash itself, do not attempt to wash it. It will go bananas

 

[butty]

now thats what we're talkin 'bout!!!!!!

 

[STEADMANSCOTT]

Animal Name:
chisteadhua'

Brief Description:
Cross between scott & shitzu

Places you will find this species:
Humping the bottom of your leg

Diet:
Likes Dog Biscuits

Notes:
Warning! If chisteadhua does hump your leg dont skake off as u can kill it! lets it go about its business it only lasts 4mins

 

[Elev8/Levit8]

Warning! If chisteadhua does hump your leg dont skake off as u can kill it! lets it go about its business it only lasts 4mins

is that like actual minutes or dog minutes?
just curious like...

 

[STEADMANSCOTT]

no human mins

 

[tall paul]

Not so much an animal, more a supernatural fruit - however this little rascal is a POLTERCUMBER.

Location
Normally discovered when new owners occupy the house of a previous keen gardener, and replace the vegetable patch/greenhouse with a sand pit or fancy ornamental pond etc. This disturbs the normally placid beasts into a frenzy of object throwing.

Symptoms
Unexplained movement of garden furniture, chairs/tables floating around the garden etc, often simply put down to a strong wind, this is infact the poltercumber showing his displeasure.

Diet
Despite being a fruit, the poltercumber is actually a carnivore and will live off worms, small mice or even hedgehogs. A single mouse will feed a family of poltercumbers for over a month. Whilst never been known to kill a man, people have lost fingers as a result of trying to remove a poltercumber from their garden, and they will be particularly aggressive if protecting their young.

Erradication
Often watering the garden with holy water rather than tap water will keep them at bay if you can find a priest willing to help out with the blessing. However the only sure way to remove a poltercumber is of course to call the ghostbusters.

 

[T.C]

Not so much an animal, more a supernatural fruit - however this little rascal is a POLTERCUMBER.
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pmsl , brilliant

 

[butty]

lol paul thats mint. nice one

 

[amymars]

wow, this is like OSA Pokemon! haha

Animal Name:
Meeeeeeflop

Brief Description:
A cat-bunny (or a cat wearing bunny ears *cough cough*)

Places you will find this species:
Hopping and scratching its way across the very rare green areas between Man Uni and Man Met. Whilst aiming to appear timid, this creature will strike out if provoked by a condescending student type at the call of 'awwww'. This is due to the fact that the Meeeeflop is battling with issues of mixed sexual identity - being the classic sexual predator and 'miaaaooowww' catty image, alongside the cute and innocently hopping and bopping away rabbit style of sexual games.

Diet:
The Meeeeflop has befriended the mice of Manchester........and cannot eat cat food because this often contains (shhh, say it quietly - bits of rabbit). So it just eats leftover student takeaway bits, Gillian McKeith would almost definatley blame the meeeeflops bad mood on this disgraceful diet.

Notes:
Just pull its ears off and it'll be a normal cat again?! :|

 

[STEADMANSCOTT]

lol paul thats mint. nice one

u not like mine?

 

[MizzDeedz]

awwwwww thats well cute

I saw some real bunnys last night at manchester airport - I had to pick up my bro from the airport but i got there early so i waited down the side of the raddison hotel - and on the grass verges were some bunnys!! little brown fluffy ones and they were hopping around I watched em for ages (wanted to grab one and put in my car boot to bring home but didnt think my bro would appreciate it)

instead im now going to put some bunny ears on arthur (the cat)