Just before we nipped to Chorley right, and Jonno gets out of the car (all James Bond like) to get the car park ticket for us because i was freezing. Well he gets back before opening the car door he bends down, then picks up this little thing. He is looking at t dead puzzled and i look at it too, from inside the car- he is just starting to poke it at open it up when i fucking realise, i recognise that thing- its a used sanitary towel in roll up wrapper thang! Lol i was shouting 'noooooooooo put it doooooown' in a wierd voice like from a film that had gone all slo mo. Too late, he had poked his finger in lol. How rank is that. He soon realised thank God just before it unraveld in his hand and chucked it on the floor. Aw, he looking like he was about to be sick.
Last week he scooped some dog shit out of his tranier and sniffed it, claiming he thought it was simlpy mud. Even so, why would you use you finger.
Last week he scooped some dog shit out of his tranier and sniffed it, claiming he thought it was simlpy mud. Even so, why would you use you finger.
