Biggest threat to village life?

[MANC]

In Britian today!?

 

[Jonno]

Lol, I went for "THERE'S BEEN A MIX UP".

Nice to see that's a clear winner at the mo as well

 

[Jiglo]

Seeing as there isn't an option for a pikey invasion, i've gone for the last option - which is probably the same thing

 

[Konspiracy]

The sinister underbelly of village life is revealed at the Jam Competition - lol

 

[Shooms]

LMAO Manc

I went for 'some hullabaloo concerning a fox'

Top mad-hattery from yer mate

 

[marchwiel]

Have grown up in deepest rural Wrexham, I can confirm that "a melee in the flower tent over measurements" is of real concern to most village dwellers.

Top poll.

 

[very puddled]

has to be " theres been a mix up"

 

[MANC]

I know a mix-up wouldnt go down too well here in inner city Manchester let alone a village

But try saying "oooh it seems theres been a bit of a hoo-ha!" in your best Welsh accent... Always a winner in my book lol

 

[Stylee]

people burning down alotments full of hashis

Gypo's moving in n your turf and tarmac'in everything insight.

hillbillys, that chase people going down streams on rafts and shag them in the gary glitter.

or if your the hillbilly, people who sail downstream trying to get away from your filthy ways.

on the plus side tho

Rope swings
county grill's
daisy duke
cow tipping
tractor crash derby
dirty barn whores
church (ahem)
inter village bare knuckle boxing
nekid wrestling
inbreeding
beastiality
police ignorence to domestic violence
county buggery fair
county cuntery fair

the list goes on,



im gonna move to a country village

 

[T.C]

hillbillys, that chase people going down streams on rafts and shag them in the gary glitter.

or if your the hillbilly, people who sail downstream trying to get away from your filthy ways.


im gonna move to a country village

deliverance squeeeeal like a pig, boy!!!

hey, dont slate village dwellers but i'll forgive you just this once

High six!!

 

[Miss C]

Incest

 

[Mesh]

Lets not forget the bonus points for Village Life...
Daily lectures on hay vs straw
Only buying one birthday card for your sister/girlfriend:S

Open air barbecues.......

ps I went for hullaballo with a fox

 

[T.C]

I love the word skirmish yet I didnt vote that option... God I am such a rebel

 

[Jiglo]

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dlnt slate the village dwellers but i'll forgive you just this once

High six!!

 

[Stylee]

deliverance squeeeeal like a pig, boy!!!

hey, dont slate village dwellers but i'll forgive you just this once

High six!!

LOL great stuff :toesup:

 

[T.C]

:toesup:

lmao