daft things

[butty]

has anyone ever done a daft as hell thing as tho its dead normal and then thought why the bleep have i jus done that?

i was jus brushin me teeth then like ya do and when id finished i threw me toothbrush down the shitter! - it was mad i did it as that it was the most normal thing to do and thats where it belonged or summet

 

[Presuming Ed]

No never...id be panicing like fook!
















Not really i do stuff like that all the time...my toothbrush is now shit and piss encrusted

 

[Kate.S]

I'm forever doing daft things! Like putting tea bags back in the fridge instead of the milk, going to put pots in the washing machine instead of the dishwasher, clearing the table and chucking the plates in the bin instead of the rubbish! Going downstairs for something specific and ending up looking in the fridge, totoally forgetting what I went down there for and gong back upstairs, only to remember about an hour later! Last night I opened a bottle of wine, got two glasses out, put ice in them and put the wine back in the fridge without even pouring it picked up the drinks to take them into the front room and realised what I'd done (or hadn't, as it were!)

I could go on and on about all the daft things I do! Sometimes I have my head in the clouds

 

[Kate.S]

Once I even tried to phone someone of my compact make- up mirror I was a little worse for wear on that occasion though! Apparently I just turned round after a while and said no -one's answering!!! :S

 

[Antz]

ha ha

All the time; knife and fork in the bin, milk in the cupboard.
Retro put a pic up ages ago of his footy boots in the fridg!

 

[T.C]

errr...... it has been known , lol :$

 

[tricky nicky]

sprayed fresh air spray outside:S
well i wanted it to smell nice!!!:|

 

[Antz]

sprayed fresh air spray outside:S
well i wanted it to smell nice!!!:|

Never heard that one!

 

[Inchigh]

cant vouch on the above, but i did once unrap a toffee, and tryed to chew a wrapper................it was a spangle, and ill never forget it.

 

[Buzz]

pilled up ive many a time tried to smoke my drink and drink my fag

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

I went to bed last night very drunk. I woke up to find the girlfriends in the spare room.....lol, can't remember putting her there for the life of me:S

 

[MANC]

aye, you can often find me in the kitchen just stood there with a vacant look on my face as i try to figure things out lol

knife and fork in the bin

thats the kind of thing i do lol

 

[Benny-Digital]

Aaaaah fuck yeah all the time.. I was rushing 2 go out the 1 day and was ironing my jeans put the iron down 2 turn em then picked up the kettle and poured water all over em.. Thing is i knew i'd got the kettle but thought what the hay????

 

[Miss C]

Yeah the hairspray on the armpits instead of deodorant example springs to mind, that i mentioned on here a while back, & its happened twice again since, lol.

 

[Antz]

I went to bed last night very drunk. I woke up to find the girlfriends in the spare room.....lol, can't remember putting her there for the life of me:S

has just reminded me..

If I went to bed pissed, I'd sometimes wake up in the morning naked and find my boxers in the spare room?? :| :S

 

[Silky]

1. Puttin open bottled Milk in the Cupboard.

2. Putting clean Pans in the Fridge!!

:$

 

[Tony Ross]

i was driving the other day on the m6
i open a packet of fags then threw the full pack out the window
dickhead !

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

i was driving the other day on the m6
i open a packet of fags then threw the full pack out the window
dickhead !

PMSL...my m8 did something along them lines years ago, we drove 28 miles to get a teenth of res, and when we got back he rolled a fat one, put the left overs of his silkcut mild in his back pocket, and through the dope into his nice warm log fire GUTTED !!

 

[westy303]

has anyone ever done a daft as hell thing as tho its dead normal and then thought why the bleep have i jus done that?

i was jus brushin me teeth then like ya do and when id finished i threw me toothbrush down the shitter! - it was mad i did it as that it was the most normal thing to do and thats where it belonged or summet

Thats one of the funniest thins I've ever heard. Awesome!

 

[T.C]

has anyone ever done a daft as hell thing as tho its dead normal and then thought why the bleep have i jus done that?

i was jus brushin me teeth then like ya do and when id finished i threw me toothbrush down the shitter! - it was mad i did it as that it was the most normal thing to do and thats where it belonged or summet

awww, tiny ickle bog brush
buy a big 'un you cheapskate