i have to put on womans deodarant coz i have a allergic reaction to any dood ones i try n my pits go red rawwww 
im a laydeee
lol
next!!

im a laydeee

next!!
i once hit the deck at an upfront party in chester,around 91. when that tune came on that says, ok everybody get on the floor and keep calm cant remember the track name now klf/altern 8 possibly. but dickhead here thought the place was getting raided:$![]()
i once hit the deck at an upfront party in chester,around 91. when that tune came on that says, ok everybody get on the floor and keep calm cant remember the track name now klf/altern 8 possibly. but dickhead here thought the place was getting raided:$![]()
I put a pair of mens undies on my head at an adult weekend after mistakenly thinking they belonged to the good looking singer on stage, seeing as she threw em my way![]()
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FFS who the fook wears briefs these days??![]()
misses caught me having an ham shank in the bath once and told all her feckin family :$ THANKS NIKKI
still cant look her mum in the eye :$![]()
Did you stop there & then or continue once she'd fecked off?