i have to put on womans deodarant coz i have a allergic reaction to any dood ones i try n my pits go red rawwww 
im a laydeee
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im a laydeee
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tell us something embarrasing about yourself....
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i have a mouldy glass of orange on my bedroom windowsill in my bedroom......but it has now turned into an experiment......honest!!!!!
i once hit the deck at an upfront party in chester,around 91. when that tune came on that says, ok everybody get on the floor and keep calm cant remember the track name now klf/altern 8 possibly. but dickhead here thought the place was getting raided:$
I'm normally do at least one embarrassing thing a week.
Here's one little example...
Remember that 'best ever air guitar anthems in the world cd' advert which used to be on TV? Some silly rock anthems etc. Well, at the end of the advert, it had some guy playing air guitar, and it said 'Free Air Guitar with every purchase'. Idiot me turns to my sister and says, 'Oh my god, that is going to cost them a shit load.'
Obviously you can guess my little sisters reaction. Probably a nice little mixture of laughter and tears as well as complete and utter shock. She later suggested I dye my hair blonde. :$ :$
Here's one little example...
Remember that 'best ever air guitar anthems in the world cd' advert which used to be on TV? Some silly rock anthems etc. Well, at the end of the advert, it had some guy playing air guitar, and it said 'Free Air Guitar with every purchase'. Idiot me turns to my sister and says, 'Oh my god, that is going to cost them a shit load.'
Obviously you can guess my little sisters reaction. Probably a nice little mixture of laughter and tears as well as complete and utter shock. She later suggested I dye my hair blonde. :$ :$
i once hit the deck at an upfront party in chester,around 91. when that tune came on that says, ok everybody get on the floor and keep calm cant remember the track name now klf/altern 8 possibly. but dickhead here thought the place was getting raided:$
PMFSL must have been funny as fook that
i once hit the deck at an upfront party in chester,around 91. when that tune came on that says, ok everybody get on the floor and keep calm cant remember the track name now klf/altern 8 possibly. but dickhead here thought the place was getting raided:$
Haha mint!I once downed a full bottle of thunderbirds in Blackburn cathedral somehow managed to make it to the pub, where i passed out on the toilet and had to be carried through the pub by the paramedics with my knickers round my ankles
I put a pair of mens undies on my head at an adult weekend after mistakenly thinking they belonged to the good looking singer on stage, seeing as she threw em my way
you dont look the swinging type jimbo lol
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once @ a 'Good Greef' night, Eddy Haliwell were playing and everyone were chanting; "Eddy, Eddy...Eddy!".........
I were shouting "Jerry, Jerry!" :$
I were shouting "Jerry, Jerry!" :$
FFS who the fook wears briefs these days??
Actually, that was going to be my embarrasing story about myself...
hahaha, I'm kidding lol
I remember a few years ago, i left my house and i saw my mate walking up the road. So i started running up the road shouting my mates name. Anyway i caught up with my mate. I looked and it wasn't her! - I kept running and shouting my mates name till i turned the corner!
I felt like a right dozy twat! Plus i was knackered! :$
I felt like a right dozy twat! Plus i was knackered! :$
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misses caught me having an ham shank in the bath once and told all her feckin family :$ THANKS NIKKI
still cant look her mum in the eye :$
still cant look her mum in the eye :$
misses caught me having an ham shank in the bath once and told all her feckin family :$ THANKS NIKKI
still cant look her mum in the eye :$
Did you stop there & then or continue once she'd fecked off?