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I had a stalker once, she used to send me knitted jumpers that wouldn't/couldn't have fitted anyone as the arms were different lengths :LOL:

I laugh about it now, but it was disturbing at the time, you never know what some people are capable of, well certainly knitting wasn't a strong point :ghost:
 
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blue jammer said:
I had a stalker once, she used to send me knitted jumpers that wouldn't/couldn't have fitted anyone as the arms were different lengths :LOL:

I laugh about it now, but it was disturbing at the time, you never know what some people are capable of, well certainly knitting wasn't a strong point :ghost:
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lol, really? :D

had aa few over-enthusiastic stalkerish manouevres done on me before, used to be somewhat of a psycho magnet it seems

one who I met in a club years ago, seemed to rapidly find out where i lived / worked etc. He sent flowers, rang work,blah blah etc.. and then one occasion when I was on my works xmas doo, after the meal ended, him and a couple of mates 'appeared' & came over to say hello, couldnt particularly remember mentioning that we were going there in conversation previously, so i thought it was a strange coincidence of just bumping into him, its a firly common plae to go, and a small local area etc.. so
I just said something like "Oh hello, yeah just had our works xmas doo meal..."
and he replied "I know. I've been watching you from the bar..."

Alarm bells deafened me and i rounded up a couple of mates and rang for the next available taxi outta there, sacked the rest of the doo off and fooked off clubbing in another town, leaving a trail of dust, lol :S :D
Oddbod.

most notable one was when someone who just wasnt getting the message whatsoever and had been saying, and sending fairly innapropriate messages etc.. despite being told I wasnt interested in him in that way, turned up on my doorstep , when I was living at my Grandads house, FFS!! at about 7am one weekday morning before work, and handed over a gift... it was a bloody vibrator!!!!! :eek: :eek: :S
Told him in no uncertain terms what the score was, or more presicely :would never be, and bollocked him like mad for the impromptu earlybird visit, and the massive innapropriateness of everything, really let rip!
Then told him I thought he'd better leave and slammed the door.
Kept the vibrator though :p


Theres some strange people out there :D
 


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