John Trav and Tom Cruise

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Who is the mostest in the closet?

  • John

    Votes: 1 7.1%
  • Tom

    Votes: 13 92.9%
  • None

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    14

lastnightadj

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Easily Tom

Quentin's Monologue from 'Sleep With Me'

Originally written by Roger Avary

What's a film about, what's it really about? What genre does it take?​

[Duane: What, like the spine? Like one sentence?]​

No, I don't, fucking boy meets girl, I don't give a shit about that. Fuck boy meets girl, fuck motorcycle movie. No, what is really being said? What's really being said, that's what you're talking about. 'Cause the whole idea, man, is subversion. You want subversion on a massive level. You know what one of the greatest fucking scripts ever written in the history of Hollywood is? Top Gun.​

[Duane: Oh, come on.]​

Top Gun is fucking great. What is Top Gun? You think it's a story about a bunch of fighter pilots. [Duane: It's about a bunch of guys waving their dicks around.] It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It is! That is what Top Gun is about, man.​

You've got Maverick, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the fucking line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways.​

[Duane: What about Kelly McGillis?]​

Kelly McGillis, she's heterosexuality. She's saying: no, no, no, no, no, no, go the normal way, play by the rules, go the normal way. They're saying no, go the gay way, be the gay way, go for the gay way, all right? That is what's going on throughout that whole movie...​

He goes to her house, all right? It looks like they're going to have sex, you know, they're just kind of sitting back, he's takin' a shower and everything. They don't have sex. He gets on the motorcycle, drives away. She's like, "What the fuck, what the fuck is going on here?" Next scene, next scene you see her, she's in the elevator, she is dressed like a guy. She's got the cap on, she's got the aviator glasses, she's wearing the same jacket that the Iceman wears. She is, okay, this is how I gotta get this guy, this guy's going towards the gay way, I gotta bring him back, I gotta bring him back from the gay way, so I'm do that through subterfuge, I'm gonna dress like a man. All right? That is how she approaches it.​

Okay, now let me just ask you--I'm gonna digress for two seconds here. I met this girl Amy here, she's like floating around here and everything. Now, she just got divorced, right?...​

All right, but the REAL ending of the movie is when they fight the MIGs at the end, all right? Because he has passed over into the gay way. They are this gay fighting fucking force, all right? And they're beating the Russians, the gays are beating the Russians. And it's over, and they fucking land, and Iceman's been trying to get Maverick the entire time, and finally, he's got him, all right? And what is the last fucking line that they have together? They're all hugging and kissing and happy with each other, and Ice comes up to Maverick, and he says, "Man, you can ride my tail, anytime!" And what does Maverick say? "You can ride mine!" Swordfight! Swordfight! Fuckin' A, man!​
 
Easily Tom

Quentin's Monologue from 'Sleep With Me'

Originally written by Roger Avary

What's a film about, what's it really about? What genre does it take?​

[Duane: What, like the spine? Like one sentence?]​

No, I don't, fucking boy meets girl, I don't give a shit about that. Fuck boy meets girl, fuck motorcycle movie. No, what is really being said? What's really being said, that's what you're talking about. 'Cause the whole idea, man, is subversion. You want subversion on a massive level. You know what one of the greatest fucking scripts ever written in the history of Hollywood is? Top Gun.​

[Duane: Oh, come on.]​

Top Gun is fucking great. What is Top Gun? You think it's a story about a bunch of fighter pilots. [Duane: It's about a bunch of guys waving their dicks around.] It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It is! That is what Top Gun is about, man.​

You've got Maverick, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the fucking line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways.​

[Duane: What about Kelly McGillis?]​

Kelly McGillis, she's heterosexuality. She's saying: no, no, no, no, no, no, go the normal way, play by the rules, go the normal way. They're saying no, go the gay way, be the gay way, go for the gay way, all right? That is what's going on throughout that whole movie...​

He goes to her house, all right? It looks like they're going to have sex, you know, they're just kind of sitting back, he's takin' a shower and everything. They don't have sex. He gets on the motorcycle, drives away. She's like, "What the fuck, what the fuck is going on here?" Next scene, next scene you see her, she's in the elevator, she is dressed like a guy. She's got the cap on, she's got the aviator glasses, she's wearing the same jacket that the Iceman wears. She is, okay, this is how I gotta get this guy, this guy's going towards the gay way, I gotta bring him back, I gotta bring him back from the gay way, so I'm do that through subterfuge, I'm gonna dress like a man. All right? That is how she approaches it.​

Okay, now let me just ask you--I'm gonna digress for two seconds here. I met this girl Amy here, she's like floating around here and everything. Now, she just got divorced, right?...​

All right, but the REAL ending of the movie is when they fight the MIGs at the end, all right? Because he has passed over into the gay way. They are this gay fighting fucking force, all right? And they're beating the Russians, the gays are beating the Russians. And it's over, and they fucking land, and Iceman's been trying to get Maverick the entire time, and finally, he's got him, all right? And what is the last fucking line that they have together? They're all hugging and kissing and happy with each other, and Ice comes up to Maverick, and he says, "Man, you can ride my tail, anytime!" And what does Maverick say? "You can ride mine!" Swordfight! Swordfight! Fuckin' A, man!​

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Here's a youtube link instead :D

YouTube - gay top gun sword fights!
 

Amelie

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I always thought that Kelly McGillis (sp?), whilst obviously very attractive did look waaay to old for Tom in that film. Or was that part of it?
 
I always thought that Kelly McGillis (sp?), whilst obviously very attractive did look waaay to old for Tom in that film. Or was that part of it?

She's got weird tits... had them out in Witness... I can remem I was most disappointed as I'd watched Top Gun before I'd watched Witness & proper fancied her... they're a bit lefty / righty if you know what I mean
 

T.C

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I've only read the story about Travolta being involved in a gay liaison, never heard one about Cruise:S

hmm, as I read the thread I had some sort of thought that I'd read something about John Travolta giving some bloke some sort of fairly lingering peck on the lips, but who says that makes you gay!? :D

Both married with kids so hope for the sake of their bread knives they arent :S lol

For the purposes of answering the poll, if i had to choose it'd be Tom Cruise , I dont know why.
But my main thought about him tbh is that he seems a bit of a cock, not that he likes a bit of cock :D
 

Sheikh Yerbouti

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Cruise. Deffo. No diggity.
Trav still managed to do manly (fuck off Shooms) in legwarmers and a head band in that Staying Alive vomfest he did.

Whereas Cruise/Holmes are both clearly as bent as each other. In fact I'd struggle to pick who was the giver. Not that I've given it much thought mind.
Both as barking as fuck as well. I read a few wiki pages about Scientology a while back (like yer do) and it is a proper headfuck. :crazy:

Holmes... the world was her lobster after Dawson's Creek. WTF is she doing hitching her crooked smile up to that rayban-sporting buck-toothed ferret
 

Jiglo

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hmm, as I read the thread I had some sort of thought that I'd read something about John Travolta giving some bloke some sort of fairly lingering peck on the lips, but who says that makes you gay!? :D

Both married with kids so hope for the sake of their bread knives they arent :S lol

For the purposes of answering the poll, if i had to choose it'd be Tom Cruise , I dont know why.
But my main thought about him tbh is that he seems a bit of a cock, not that he likes a bit of cock :D

Looks a bit wrong to me:hurl:

What's the lowdown on Cruise? Are there any gay Cruise pics?
 

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