Just bought from Amazon...

[Shooms]

...the Elizabeth Fritzis diary... don't bother getting it...it's a shit read...

Here's a snippet of her typical week:

Monday-stayed in
Tuesday-stayed in
Wednesday-stayed in
Thursday-stayed in
Friday-stayed in
Saturday-Dad came down for a shag
Sunday-stayed in

I thank you...

 

[pleasuredrom2]

classic!

 

[U31]

Who? . .

 

[Sheikh Yerbouti]

...the Elizabeth Fritzis diary... don't bother getting it...it's a shit read...

Here's a snippet of her typical week:

Monday-stayed in
Tuesday-stayed in
Wednesday-stayed in
Thursday-stayed in
Friday-stayed in
Saturday-Dad came down for a shag
Sunday-stayed in

I thank you...

If i might be permitted to embellish slightly...

Monday-stayed in with the kids
Tuesday-stayed in with the kids
Wednesday-stayed in with the kids
Thursday-stayed in with the kids
Friday-stayed in with the kids
Saturday-Dad came down for a shag
Sunday-stayed in with the kids

I thank you...

quality joke that

 

[U31]

You're just sick redneck bastards, if you ask me!
















Carry On!

 

[T.C]

actually I had an email the other day with a pic of a business card attached : (soz, for some reason I cant attach pic..)

Josef Fritzel Ltd
Cellar conversion and sounproofing specialists
Established 24 years
Family Business



and the 1st thing I thought was "hmmph, thats got Shooms written all over it!"

 

[old_skool_daze(Phil)]

Or

Josef Fritz's daughter is to write a book about her 24 years experience

critics claim it will be a best cellar

 

[Sheikh Yerbouti]

actually I had an email the other day with a pic of a business card attached : (soz, for some reason I cant attach pic..)

Josef Fritzel Ltd
Cellar conversion and sounproofing specialists
Established 24 years
Family Business



and the 1st thing I thought was "hmmph, thats got Shooms written all over it!"

This be the one thinks I

 

[T.C]

This be the one thinks I

thats the bugger :S

 

[helen(ugg)]

ohhhh!!! hahahahahaah
hahaah
haha....etc

 

[dods]

will add this joke that i have put in the humour section to this thread as well:

A journalist asked the neighbour of the Fritzls how long he had known their daughter Alice. He replied 'Alice, who the fuck is Alice? You mean for 24 years i've been living next door to Alice'.

 

[Doddy]

lol these jokes r funny but soooooooooo wrong but they made me smile so that must mean im as sick as u lot :$ lol i may just text these 2 ma mates lol sick sick ppl