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Shooms

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Just got back from the ozzie for a pre-op assess & aside from having my groin swabbed for MRSA (luckily I had me lucky kecks on.... well ALL my kecks are lucky kecks ;) ) the nurse told me that I would have to abstain from sexual intercourse for at least 2-3 weeks after the op..... I told her that you'd all be bitterly disappointed but that you'd cope somehow... ;) :D

(Actually that's a lie... my actual reply was 'Well I've been getting plenty of celibate practice in anyway....')
 
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Shooms said:
the nurse told me that I would have to abstain from sexual intercourse for at least 2-3 weeks after the op.....
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well thank cocking christ for that :thumbsup: i know you've got everything under control so i wont be getting ahead of myself to much but fingers crossed it'll give us lads a fighting chance to nibble at some of the crumbs off your plate:cool:
 
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Shooms said:
Just got back from the ozzie for a pre-op assess & aside from having my groin swabbed for MRSA (luckily I had me lucky kecks on.... well ALL my kecks are lucky kecks ;) ) the nurse told me that I would have to abstain from sexual intercourse for at least 2-3 weeks after the op..... I told her that you'd all be bitterly disappointed but that you'd cope somehow... ;) :D

(Actually that's a lie... my actual reply was 'Well I've been getting plenty of celibate practice in anyway....')
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did you not offer to give her one before the shoomster shut up shop ? be dissapointed if you didnt at least offer her a pearl necklace :rofl::thumbsup:
 
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hmmm....so you got your private secret area swabbed in a specialist appointment at the hospital, then got told to abstain from sex....
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just admit you've got dead bad Aids, you're amongst friends here ;) :p
 
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Shooms said:
Just got back from the ozzie for a pre-op assess & aside from having my groin swabbed for MRSA (luckily I had me lucky kecks on.... well ALL my kecks are lucky kecks ;) ) the nurse told me that I would have to abstain from sexual intercourse for at least 2-3 weeks after the op..... I told her that you'd all be bitterly disappointed but that you'd cope somehow... ;) :D

(Actually that's a lie... my actual reply was 'Well I've been getting plenty of celibate practice in anyway....')
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AHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA HA
 


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