Embarrassing Moments........................

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Well we've all had plenty of these!!

One of mine was getting a major stomach bug after drinking coffee with that carnation cream shit in it with my ex (we'd only just moved in together!) and waking up at 2am puking my guts up from both ends!!!!! Thats not the worst of it........I had it so bad i fooking shat myself for the first time since i was knee-high, (tho i'm not much taller than that now!). Not knowing what the hell to do with the evidence i got caught attempting to thro my knickers out the window, which due to my short spazzy arms, got stuck on the window arm and my ex had to get them off cos i cudn't reach!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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My mate did something similar. He shit his britches too and threw them out of the hotel window and they landed on the glass conservatory roof where everybody ate.

He got rumbled though off the lady proprietor and was presented with them back:cops:
 

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I was 15, I walked in on a mate of mine as he was crackin off, This wasnt so bad but his mum had said just go upstairs and see him. He had a sock over it and was doing the furious 5 when he saw me and his mum stood there. :$

His mum said "thats why all your socks have holes in them!." and walked off, me i stood there red faced but pissing myself laughing :D

We didn't speak for about 2 hours the silence said it all lol
 

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I was 15, I walked in on a mate of mine as he was crackin off, This wasnt so bad but his mum had said just go upstairs and see him. He had a sock over it and was doing the furious 5 when he saw me and his mum stood there. :$

His mum said "thats why all your socks have holes in them!." and walked off, me i stood there red faced but pissing myself laughing :D

We didn't speak for about 2 hours the silence said it all lol

ha ha thats ace the shame of it :$

I was in the Blue Note In Derby which was at the time a select club which was deffo the place to be seen. Some one passed me some poppers which i never ususlly take as it never agrees with me but I was pissed so I had a massive toke on it and suddenly felt very sick!! Decided to make a run for the toilets but knew I was never gonna make it! Half way there it came up and I put my hand to my mouth and the spag bol I had for my tea came shooting through my fingers like a jet stream all over these girls standing at the bar!!!

Made a very quick exit and went for a kebab i think
 
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Well we've all had plenty of these!!

One of mine was getting a major stomach bug after drinking coffee with that carnation cream shit in it with my ex (we'd only just moved in together!) and waking up at 2am puking my guts up from both ends!!!!! Thats not the worst of it........I had it so bad i fooking shat myself for the first time since i was knee-high, (tho i'm not much taller than that now!). Not knowing what the hell to do with the evidence i got caught attempting to thro my knickers out the window, which due to my short spazzy arms, got stuck on the window arm and my ex had to get them off cos i cudn't reach!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahaha!! Thats just made me pmsl:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
God..I've got loads of embarrassing moments but one fairly recent one was when I was staying in Murfs and Ians a few weeks before BTTOP and we'd all been on the booze all night. I got up in the middle of the night to go the loo in just me nick nacks and on the way back, walked into the wrong bedroom and tried to get in bed with Ian and Murfs:$ I think Ian nearly had a heart attack at the sight of me with me blasters out trying to get into bed with him and Murfs!!
The next day I had that horrible moment where it all comes flooding back so confided in Si what had happened. He was full of sympathy obviously and demonstrated this my laughing his head off and saying 'You'll do anything for free tickets won't ya':p :king:
 
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hahahahaha!! Thats just made me pmsl:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
God..I've got loads of embarrassing moments but one fairly recent one was when I was staying in Murfs and Ians a few weeks before BTTOP and we'd all been on the booze all night. I got up in the middle of the night to go the loo in just me nick nacks and on the way back, walked into the wrong bedroom and tried to get in bed with Ian and Murfs:$ I think Ian nearly had a heart attack at the sight of me with me blasters out trying to get into bed with him and Murfs!!
The next day I had that horrible moment where it all comes flooding back so confided in Si what had happened. He was full of sympathy obviously and demonstrated this my laughing his head off and saying 'You'll do anything for free tickets won't ya':p :king:
:rofl: thats funny as fook. loving si's "sympathetic response":thumbsup:
 

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hahahahaha!! Thats just made me pmsl:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
God..I've got loads of embarrassing moments but one fairly recent one was when I was staying in Murfs and Ians a few weeks before BTTOP and we'd all been on the booze all night. I got up in the middle of the night to go the loo in just me nick nacks and on the way back, walked into the wrong bedroom and tried to get in bed with Ian and Murfs:$ I think Ian nearly had a heart attack at the sight of me with me blasters out trying to get into bed with him and Murfs!!
The next day I had that horrible moment where it all comes flooding back so confided in Si what had happened. He was full of sympathy obviously and demonstrated this my laughing his head off and saying 'You'll do anything for free tickets won't ya':p :king:


haha :D

and..top word :thumbsup: :D
 

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i usually just injure myself a lot in public places the last instance cracking me skull open slipping off a picnic bench and being carted off in an ambulance lol :$