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Nothing worse than a Jimmy Anderson in the bog when you go for a no. 2.


(nightwatchman for those not into cricket)
 
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PepeLePew

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In a previous job some dirty git used to leave a babys arm in random cubicle's with no paper, just sat there festering with brown tincturing the surrounding water. With the lid down.
I used to refer to it as the reverse Kinder surprise. White on the outside, brown on the inside :mad: :naughty: :cops:
 
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I can't think of anything worse than visiting toilets after some tw@t's had a dirty protest and I doubt there's many people worse than some of the builders for that:mad:

It's why I usually go at home;)
 
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We call it a "Fire and Forget" incident, stumps me too how alot of peeps leave skids the likes of a rally driver would be proud of in the bowl, Look behind yourselves ffs :mad:

Also i have to say i hate turning round and seeing no kingly evidence in there, guess the torpedo is already at sea captain :p
 
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MVinyl said:
Also i have to say i hate turning round and seeing no kingly evidence in there, guess the torpedo is already at sea captain :p
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Thats called a submariner. If there is no evidence on the paper when you wipe then that is called a professional.

A professional submariner is the ultimate.
 
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im like herpes....never quite fcuk hoff!!!
theres is a woman whos part of the petticote mafia here in work and she must be the Don im telling ya.......avoid the ladies bogs at 11am!!

she cracks out the biggest richard ever and 9 times out of 10 its left on show proud as punch in the bottom of the bog lodged sideways so even if ya flush it still stays there

but the thing is she must deffo like her bum fum coz the gerth of the fekking thing is enough to reduce ya to tears.....and she does it everyday!
 
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When I was working on a job in London, somebody left a column of poo that was actually poking out higher than the seat apparently and the tale goes that it was over 2'' wide. I remember the labourer coming out and telling us he had to batter it with a stick for ages to break it down and kept uttering ''There's no man alive with an arsehole that wide''

The African guy on the job got the flack for doing that.
 
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lee laaaa

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Nothing worse than lifting the lid than to see the bog ness monster just showing its head, after some fooker has just dropped anchor in pooh bay and not wiped there brown mouth :naughty: utter filth i say :p
Big up the shitty arses parrrrrrrrp :$
 
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I was at Manc Victoria train station a while back and the loo was closed just the urinals available. I glanced over at one of the urinals and there was a big shite in it and it had bits of white bran in it and corn:S Dead lumpy it was lol

Images of some freak crouching over the urinal came to mind and I left immediately:|
 


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