Ewwww the duuuurteh mingin bastards !

[Brock Landers]

but the thing is she must deffo like her bum fun coz the gerth of the fekking thing is enough to reduce ya to tears.....and she does it everyday!

Have you got her number?

 

[Lozzie]

there was a shop I used to work in years ago...this woman used to pop in every day to have a friendly chat with the manager...before she left she'd say "im just gonna borrow ur loo" (every day people) and would leave a massive shit in it. how she didn't know she left it is beyond me...and they would never flush!!!!!!!!!!


The trick to getting a poo down that won't flush (at least i learned one thing from that job) is to get a large volume of water (the toilet bin/bucket worth) flush the loo and poor the water in from up high at the same time. the offending turd will be jettisoned down the u bend forever...

 

[stetheboro]