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One that always springs to mind, was in the Cellar Bar in Blackburn, around 1997ish

This dude just ran in and disappeared up the chimney. Clouds of soot pouring out all over the pub. Then he dropped back down about 5 mins later, black as fuck, and said with a real tone of disappointment, "I got to the top but it was too small to get out"

Then he got chucked out. :D
 
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ilovepiano said:
One that always springs to mind, was in the Cellar Bar in Blackburn, around 1997ish

This dude just ran in and disappeared up the chimney. Clouds of soot pouring out all over the pub. Then he dropped back down about 5 mins later, black as fuck, and said with a real tone of disappointment, "I got to the top but it was too small to get out"

Then he got chucked out. :D
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'kin hell :crazy: :rofl: :thumbsup:
 
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ilovepiano said:
One that always springs to mind, was in the Cellar Bar in Blackburn, around 1997ish

This dude just ran in and disappeared up the chimney. Clouds of soot pouring out all over the pub. Then he dropped back down about 5 mins later, black as fuck, and said with a real tone of disappointment, "I got to the top but it was too small to get out"

Then he got chucked out. :D
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hahahaha thats absolutely brilliant!!!!!!!!!!

I once met someone who had "lost their clothes" at a rave hahahaha-he just had his nags and socks on...

Oh and once saw this girl break the shelf off a pay phone coz she was a bit too :fekked: she didn't realise what had happened. She just walked over to it and snapped it off (this was at the front bit of bowlers hahaha)


once we saw a steam train driving down the road...massive wooden wheels n allsorts.
 
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Was at a mates party in his bedroom looking out I said "I reckon I could jump that" referring to jumping out of the 1st floor window and on to his garden. He says "yeah". And half lowers himself and then jumps out and safely on to the grass. I follow as I'm about to lower myself I lost my hand grip and just fell backwards. My right foot went through his living room window. I ended up with my back on the grass, my bum on the paving stones; edging the house and my right calf through the window. Glass everywhere and a precarious bit of glass hanging down towards my leg. I lay there for a while, not in massive shock, just kinda pissing myself with laughter. One of our other mates said there was a cop van coming so I extracted myself, dusted myself down. And went to chat with the coppers, saying "oh yeah sorry about the noise, we'll turn it down" Somehow they didn't notice the gaping hole in the window. :D

Anyway, I was completely fine, just had a bit of a hangover the next day, made worse by having to go and sort out a new pane of glass for said window. Lucky escape for my back and leg, and more importantly lucky the cops didn't do an investigation and see all the narcs lying about :ghost:
 


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