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... yer scoffing a big baggy skinned satsuma which you've opened one handed 
Just got me a big bag
Yours ?
Just got me a big bag
Yours ?
You know it's crimble when...
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... yer scoffing a big baggy skinned satsuma which you've opened one handed
Just got me a big bag
Yours ?
Why one handed?
What you doing? You better not be looking at the league table and doing what I think you're doing you dirty child!
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Potty minds the pair of ya's 
One-handed coz I could Satsuma's are the sluts of the orange family... they can't wait to divest of their outer clothes & make it dead easy to do so
One-handed coz I could
Satsuma's are the sluts of the orange family... they can't wait to divest of their outer clothes & make it dead easy to do so
Potty minds the pair of ya's
One-handed coz I could
good job really in ur case
Potty minds the pair of ya's
One-handed coz I could
Give me a Clementine any day of the week. .. .Like them to play just that little bit harder to get. . . .but not too hard.
A little bit of chase first, gets the blood pumping.
awww they smell deelish too.....gonna buy some at the weekend
I have a Satsuma tree in my back garden me and the kids scoffed all 8 of them last week, not bad considering the tree is only about 4 months old and 3 foot high. Cant wait till it gets bigger as they are fantastic straight of the tree. My lemon tree/bush has yet to produce though.
Roll on summer when my Jalapeño's start growing again
What about a little bit of oriental spice .. . That Asian bitch dominatrix whore the Mandarin.
She is tender, and is damaged easily by cold, hence her need to be 100% hot!
Don't even mention Kumquats!
She is tender, and is damaged easily by cold, hence her need to be 100% hot!
Don't even mention Kumquats!
...there's fuck all on telly worth watching.
Oh, and put me down for a nice juicy pear
(poached in red wine & spices, for added festiveness)
Oh, and put me down for a nice juicy pear
(poached in red wine & spices, for added festiveness)
Slight tangent...
Those "well did you ever" adverts with Jason Donovan...
Will someone please gub the cnut with an iron bar from me. Cheers.
Those "well did you ever" adverts with Jason Donovan...
Will someone please gub the cnut with an iron bar from me. Cheers.
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On a similar theme... do you reckon Collette Nolan's nipples would hit the floor if she took her top & bra off ?
Also that advert is missing Katona in a back alley sucking off cock for coke... Lottie could be her stunt double if she's not up for it...
