Rant!

[Benny-Digital]

Just a quick rant.. When i get up on a morning i'm as quiet as possible because Amy's still unconscious, I leave my work clothes downstairs so i'm not mooching around in the draws/wardrobe, then I make her a brew just before I go.. Now Saturdays being the only day i'm still in bed and she's not, she gets up goes downstairs leaving the big light on, shouts at the dogs to go out, she has a shower (big lights still on) then she sits on the bed and dries her hair, does her make up throwing everything back in her make up box when she's done

I got used to that but last night i was fucking knackered! I was in bed fast asleep when she came stomping in with a big bag of crisps (big light on) and sits on the bed eating them, crinkling the bag and shit! And she wondered why I got a bit pissed off!

Her excuse for the morning thing "i'm in a rush" Get up earlier you slag

 

[stetheboro]

Melee with Commando Pro from other side of room in a lightening flash rounded up with a teabag problem sorted. Big Light on though

 

[Benny-Digital]

Melee with Commando Pro from other side of room in a lightening flash rounded up with a teabag problem sorted. Big Light on though

I will kill her! "frag out"

 

[Shooms]

Make sure you aim for the eyes the next time she asks you to spoff her on her tits

In all honesty that gets the Shooms double thumbs down that, mutual consideration & all that... you can tell her so from me

I've got next doors dog whinging & barking outside my bedroom window on a Sat morning & I'm tempted to get an air pistol I am currently resorting to lying in my bed & yelling at the top of my voice "SHUT THAT CUNTING DOG UP !!!!"

 

[Benny-Digital]

I've got next doors dog whinging & barking outside my bedroom window on a Sat morning

Lanky dog

 

[martin]

Woman.......A bunch of inconsiderate bastards, Just piss on the toilet sea m8, they fucking hate that.....M

 

[Tilly Tina Tunz]

Woman.......A bunch of inconsiderate bastards, Just piss on the toilet sea m8, they fucking hate that.....M

Oi!! Thats a bit harsh!!

As for pissing on the seat,do you think you could aim that well?

 

[T.C]

Oh dear

Woody is a full on Rip Van Winkle muthatrucker so I would probably get set on fire and the flames doused out with a shovel if I tried to do that
Bit fooking annoying when its 2pm and you are still having to creep about trying not to wake the blighter up though...
Workdays I do aim to try and set all the stuff out I need for the next morning but pretty much always forget. Dont suppose it really matters though if the other persons alarm wakes you up anyway. Got it sussed now though, we've got a spare room each , decks n shizzle in his, mine is all my clothes / shoes / accessories etc... Sorted

 

[T.C]

I've got next doors dog whinging & barking outside my bedroom window on a Sat morning & I'm tempted to get an air pistol I am currently resorting to lying in my bed & yelling at the top of my voice "SHUT THAT CUNTING DOG UP !!!!"

lol, reminds me of that joke - pick it up put it in your garden instead...see how they fucking like it!!

 

[martin]

The amount of times ave held open a door for a "female" nd no even a thanx, My aim, hit a womprat from 100 paces.........M

 

[BOD]

this sounds all to familiar Benny, in fact i was beginning to wonder if you lived here half way through reading it

I try and get ready on the landing , creep round in the bedroom using the light from my phone to find stuff and if i make the slightest noise i get the almighty mad sigh as bernie turns over and pulls the quilt over her head in disgust

She will argue different, but when its the other way around its like having a tazmanian devil whirlwind around the room with stuff flying everywhere, and is it me or do woman have heavier flat feet first thing in the morning? Stomp round the room like they are wearing concrete blocks. Then to top it off, they lul you into a false sense of security and go quiet for a while then just as you have drifted back off to sleep the bedroom door crashes open for one last mad dash around the place then away out the front door with a slam that sounds like she took the door with her

Another special little treat i get sometimes is shortly after this when its all quiet and you are dozing off once more, you get the fuckin text message of some random chore not to forget in the house!

 

[T.C]

using the light from my phone to find stuff

lol, I have become expert at this I think

apparently though, I 'slam my glasses case shut too loud'
well, soz n that but its a necessary evil as i'm blind as a bat without them so if I didn't get them straight out as soon as I got up then the ensuing noise of me falling down the stairs / walking into everything would be a lot louder hehe

near-on impossible in the new gaff to be as quiet though, you have to practically slam doors to shut them and even to open them they're stable-door latch type openings so always make a racket :|

anyway, all's good, we've got away from the 'elephants doing the highland fling wearing clogs' neighbours of the old place so thats a bonus for a start

 

[Benny-Digital]

Stomp round the room like they are wearing concrete blocks. Then to top it off, they with a slam that sounds like she took the door with her

Another special little treat i get sometimes is shortly after this when its all quiet and you are dozing off once more, you get the fuckin text message of some random chore not to forget in the house!

Classic! I was in bits reading that. They may be related in some way.. Or just wired differently.

 

[Benny-Digital]

Best thing is, instead of just saying "yeah i am a noisy bastard" she starts making things up i'm supposed to have done like :| and if i stump her argument wise she'll start bringing up old shit thats nothing to with anything at all??

 

[T.C]

I would say get some earplugs but then you'd probably sleep through your alarm and tell me off

 

[Tilly Tina Tunz]

Try the 'bean burger' waffleage as revenge Benny... It does work,you did keep quite a few of us awake in Cornwall

 

[nupski]

ffs benners don't get me started, could go on all nite about the fooking stoodents but it's been said before. am choosing to see the glass as half full today rather than half empty, so on the up side the nurses next door did have a mud wrestling party in the back yard the other week

and if the cnuts upstairs really piss me off i got all their breaker switches in my cellar, bit hard to have and all nite party on a tuesday wiv no electricity lol. only had to use that one once, one of em came downstairs wiv his tail between his legs and said "have u had a power cut too", then saw my tv/stereo blaring in the background and all the lights on pmsl. he said i'll grass u up to the landlord, i said go for ur fooking life it was his idea, he got fed up of me waking him at daft o'clock in the morning on a school nite u inconsiderate tw@t

surprisingly enuff they've been quiet as mice ever since

rant over lol

 

[blue jammer]

surprisingly enuff they've been quiet as mice ever since

Which one is it...

1. you haven't turned the power back on

2. they are dead (chopped up and hidden somewhere)

 

[Shooms]

Best thing is, instead of just saying "yeah i am a noisy bastard" she starts making things up i'm supposed to have done like :| and if i stump her argument wise she'll start bringing up old shit thats nothing to with anything at all??

That's women for you

They always always always throw shit in the mix of an argument that absolutely bears no relevance to the current debate but, to their mind, it's justifiable coz it's shit you've done... however many years ago...

Don't try to apply logic or reason to why they do it fella - it doesn't work

 

[Mr Radish]

Just a quick rant.. When i get up on a morning i'm as quiet as possible because Amy's still unconscious, I leave my work clothes downstairs so i'm not mooching around in the draws/wardrobe, then I make her a brew just before I go.. Now Saturdays being the only day i'm still in bed and she's not, she gets up goes downstairs leaving the big light on, shouts at the dogs to go out, she has a shower (big lights still on) then she sits on the bed and dries her hair, does her make up throwing everything back in her make up box when she's done

I got used to that but last night i was fucking knackered! I was in bed fast asleep when she came stomping in with a big bag of crisps (big light on) and sits on the bed eating them, crinkling the bag and shit! And she wondered why I got a bit pissed off!

Her excuse for the morning thing "i'm in a rush" Get up earlier you slag

I don't think you are alone on this one Benny.