I don't think you are alone on this one Benny.
So its true.. They are all alike! i knew it
I don't think you are alone on this one Benny.
Tea Bag Her Porno Stylee when she is asleep fella its the only way
Its all 50/50 now-a-days, So no excuses, thats totally not fair her doing that!
Id go nuts if my missus wasn't considerate like that!
Don't get me wrong she's amazing Silks. Just that morning thing?
Haha I was only having a laff, fella, Im sure she is great, Im just not a morning person.
Infact my missus is the same on that front, its just you expect the same consideration back in those situations thats all.
Just a quick rant.. When i get up on a morning i'm as quiet as possible because Amy's still unconscious, I leave my work clothes downstairs so i'm not mooching around in the draws/wardrobe, then I make her a brew just before I go.. Now Saturdays being the only day i'm still in bed and she's not, she gets up goes downstairs leaving the big light on, shouts at the dogs to go out, she has a shower (big lights still on) then she sits on the bed and dries her hair, does her make up throwing everything back in her make up box when she's done
I got used to that but last night i was fucking knackered! I was in bed fast asleep when she came stomping in with a big bag of crisps (big light on) and sits on the bed eating them, crinkling the bag and shit! And she wondered why I got a bit pissed off!
Her excuse for the morning thing "i'm in a rush" Get up earlier you slag
If you fart while shes eating she will go away
Also - how come birds never want say for example chips & then ask for a 'few' of yours... & end up scoffing half your plate ?? Now I'm a caring & sharing generous bloke but If you wanted chips you should've fucking ordered some... now leave mine alone !!
I got you some tomato snaps
I'm gonna nip round the shop do you want anythin?
"yeah get me something nice"
Like what?
"just some crisps or something"
What flavour?
"Just anything nice"
I got you some tomato snaps
"I don't like those"
How can you win?