bum grapes

[Postie]

C,mon whos had em,hands up in the air,ive had em,germoloid cream works great,nice soothing action,only thing is,when ya wipe ya arse after a dump,ya cant see the wood for the trees coz of all the cream that youve applied,so ya tend to double up on the strokes,nowt to be ashamed of as everybody is boubt to get them at least 1nce in a life time,cant ya tell im bored lol

 

[Postie]

must admit never had em has bad as these mothers

 

[leaky]

ouch they dont look great, ive been tryin to find a clipping from an old viz advert with an upside down bike titled peddle away those tag nut blues but cant find it

 

[glenn]

yep ime in the itchy bum hole mob.they aint good feels like ime wipin me bum witha broken bottle sometimes.....nothin as bad as the pic though.theyd take some pokin back up a tell thee...heheh!!

 

[T.C]

ouch they dont look great, ive been tryin to find a clipping from an old viz advert with an upside down bike titled peddle away those tag nut blues but cant find it

there used to be a whole cartoon in Viz devoted to such matters - "Nobbys piles"

 

[Duke]

my dad has just ad a op 4 this , he was bleeding v/bad , lost his strengh n lost a lot of wieght , he ad em 4 about 3yrs , n the C.U.N.T he works 4 took the van off him so he rode a bike 22miles a day , well he was ok 4 a bit but now he has been bleeding again n the docs av got to test him 4 cancer just gotta keep my fingers crossed

 

[Sheikh Yerbouti]

"Leaves your gusset lemon fresh"

 

[Miss C]

lol postie your threads never cease to amaze (or rather, amuse) me!!

 

[DeeDee]

my dad has just ad a op 4 this , he was bleeding v/bad , lost his strengh n lost a lot of wieght , he ad em 4 about 3yrs , n the C.U.N.T he works 4 took the van off him so he rode a bike 22miles a day , well he was ok 4 a bit but now he has been bleeding again n the docs av got to test him 4 cancer just gotta keep my fingers crossed

Hope it all turns out for your Dad mate
Am waiting for the camera up the jaxy then the op meself:$ not a nice condition to live with i can tell you :$ :$ :$ i blame my kids....the sacrifices i have made and are they grateful? are they eck lol!!!
(cant believe im even telling you all this eek!)

 

[Postie]

lol postie your threads never cease to amaze (or rather, amuse) me!!

haha,usually ive had a skinfull when im posting,im rather a boring individual really,the ale brings the bad boy,dont care attitude out in me,

 

[tag]

"Leaves your gusset lemon fresh"

Ah the best one ever the Clag-gone

had hours of fun the last few weeks or so reading the 'Ad break' book Chris.(the Elvis Presley Dambusters clockplate of Tutankaman lol and the 'mummy this lemonade tastes funny' doll spring to mind hahaha)

tag

 

[leaky]

"Leaves your gusset lemon fresh"

haha i have only just noticed that a m8 had piles and i made him up a package including this advert on one page, it had a homemade tag removal kit in it, which from memory had one of those curled ended stanley blades in and some rubber o-rings, and instructions on how to hack them off, and daft advice like singing im a lumberjack help take away the pain, i made it all up in a binder, titled HELP, which i think stood for Hemorrhoid Elimination Lifeline Pack, or something similar and anomalously had it posted to his house, im gonna have to check if he still has it

 

[martin]

"Leaves your gusset lemon fresh"

Sheikh, wouldn't that tire be going the in the opposite direction and grind your nuts off , your bhoy didn't have to much work to do today but did what he had too with aplomb..

Can't believe nobody has mentioned the good old bullets the doc would give you to park up your azz, half an hour later you'd be walking about with a squeaky butt.....germoloid cream..who thinks up the names for this shit, I've seen one called Anusol, thats right up there with Vagi-clean....

 

[SCR101.5]

I have suffered in the past, falsely thinking it was the old Robert Miles, but it turned out to be an anal fissure, when you get a cut/rip in the sensitive region. You basically can't move some days, not to mention the pain you go through when you have to clean said area.

 

[martin]

What a great thread, everybody talking about their asss......

 

[Harri74]

Dear god,

Please let me never ever suffer what has been referred to here as an 'anal fissure'. From now on i will say my prayers and brush my teeth every night and help little old ladies across the road if you will only make sure that this never ever happens to me. Amen.

Martin - i salute your honesty. Did this happen the night of Michael Barrymore's pool party by chance?

 

[martin]

Dear god,

Please let me never ever suffer what has been referred to here as an 'anal fissure'. From now on i will say my prayers and brush my teeth every night and help little old ladies across the road if you will only make sure that this never ever happens to me. Amen.

Martin - i salute your honesty. Did this happen the night of Michael Barrymore's pool party by chance?

Barrymore's pool party, the memory's are coming back

Should start a new topic, most embarrassing examination you've had at the Doctors....Ave got a tale to tell but somebody else can get the ball rolling

 

[Harri74]

Barrymore's pool party, the memory's are coming back

Should start a new topic, most embarrassing examination you've had at the Doctors....Ave got a tale to tell but somebody else can get the ball rolling

hehe cant help you there im afraid... never had anything too invasive!

 

[leaky]

i have a good follow up but i aint goung 1st