God there are some sad bastards about ... £18.000 for a bit o shitty turf what the fuk are they gonna do with it .. feed it.? cut it with a pair of scissors? show it off to friends at dinner partys? what happens when it dies and becomes a clump of dried earth with straw on top? Answers as to how you preserve a piece of old turf please!
grrr give me the money...