Prince Phillip's 90 best one liners

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7. "How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?" Asked of a Scottish driving instructor in 1995.

pmsl :rofl: :thumbsup:
 

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classic:

12. "A few years ago, everybody was saying we must have more leisure, everyone's working too much. Now that everybody's got more leisure time they are complaining they are unemployed. People don't seem to make up their minds what they want." A man of the people shares insight into the recession that gripped Britain in 1981.
 

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36. "And what exotic part of the world do you come from?" Asked in 1999 of Tory politician Lord Taylor of Warwick, whose parents are Jamaican. He replied: "Birmingham."

the man's a legend ;)
 

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Absolute bona-fide, doesn't give a fuck, tells it how he sees legend :thumbsup:

Love his sarky wit... for an old duffer he must still be very quick-witted for those come backs :king:

Great link thanks Jim :)

I usually like what you post but for fck sake, this man is a twat of the highest order, you really think number 3 is witty?
And 20, 56, The guy is a racist and a bully, rant over. Sorry.
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I usually like what you post but for fck sake, this man is a twat of the highest order, you really think number 3 is witty?
And 20, 56, The guy is a racist and a bully, rant over. Sorry.
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of course he is, he's bloody funny tho lol, this one is just pure quality:

40. "Do you still throw spears at each other?" Prince Philip shocks Aboriginal leader William Brin at the Aboriginal Cultural Park in Queensland, 2002.

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I usually like what you post but for fck sake, this man is a twat of the highest order, you really think number 3 is witty?
And 20, 56, The guy is a racist and a bully, rant over. Sorry.
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I think you've taken the assumption that disabled people don't have a funny bone. He hasn't said anything nasty, but instead made light humour out of a situation:thumbsup:
 

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I think you've taken the assumption that disabled people don't have a funny bone. He hasn't said anything nasty, but instead made light humour out of a situation:thumbsup:

agreed jim, too much political correctness about these days for my liking. yes the man can be a bit insensitive at times, and yes, i did feel a bit guilty for chuckling at number 56, but i have a fairly dark sense of humour, and some of those made me piss my sides.

does that make me a bad person? it seems so these days :S
 

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agreed jim, too much political correctness about these days for my liking. yes the man can be a bit insensitive at times, and yes, i did feel a bit guilty for chuckling at number 56, but i have a fairly dark sense of humour, and some of those made me piss my sides.

does that make me a bad person? it seems so these days :S

Although I'm a big piss taker and I have a sarcastic sense of humour I really don't appreciate somebody that is in a 'power position' to say some of the things that he has said. He is supposedly here to represent our country overseas, and he has done it very badly over the years.
 

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Very badly to prudes and people with no sense of humour, but to many people across the whole commonwealth he's a ledge:king: :D

He's the Queens silly sidekick, she's the one doing the real diplomatic work and most of the world knows now that he's a bit different. It doesn't have to be a bad thing though, especially when people find his antics amusing :D
 

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Although I'm a big piss taker and I have a sarcastic sense of humour I really don't appreciate somebody that is in a 'power position' to say some of the things that he has said. He is supposedly here to represent our country overseas, and he has done it very badly over the years.

lol, i can't argue with u there m8, but he still makes me laff, sorry :thumbsup:
 

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Very badly to prudes and people with no sense of humour, but to many people across the whole commonwealth he's a ledge:king: :D

He's the Queens silly sidekick, she's the one doing the real diplomatic work and most of the world knows now that he's a bit different. It doesn't have to be a bad thing though, especially when people find his antics amusing :D

Lets leave it at that, I don't live in the UK so I understand you being a little bit more patriotic than me... ;)
 
I usually like what you post but for fck sake, this man is a twat of the highest order, you really think number 3 is witty?
And 20, 56, The guy is a racist and a bully, rant over. Sorry.
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Number 3 is something I'd probably say :$ :D

He's unique really ole Philbo... he really doesn't give a fuck & for that alone he gets a :thumbsup: from me :D
 

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Number 3 is something I'd probably say :$ :D

He's unique really ole Philbo... he really doesn't give a fuck & for that alone he gets a :thumbsup: from me :D

word, that's why i like him. bully, toffee nosed pratt that has never had to work a day in his life, racist, mysogenist, all words that ppl could aim at him and they'd probs be right.

but i'm still laffing atsome of the things he says, the man is a legend, and if ppl can't see that then i feel sorry for their sense of humour lol
 
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Very badly to prudes and people with no sense of humour, but to many people across the whole commonwealth he's a ledge:king: :D

I always find him entertaining. But in an OMG:eek: kind of way - he is definitely NOT a ledge. He's a bloody idiot. Completely no clue at all. He's not trying to be funny...he is racist, because he's probably the most ignorant person in the country.


Funny, but not a legend. Just my opinion. PS - I am neither a prude, nor lacking in humour...just so you know.