Faux Pas...

[Northern Star]

Ok im fast becoming the new blunderwoman..... heres a few of my recent faux pas..... :$

- Tried to wash my face still wearing my glasses (twice) :|
- Tried to get into the wrong car on the works car park :|
- Got into the bath still wearing my knackers :$
- Took some light in the bag charchol to r kids for a bbq - told hm to light the bag which was plastic.... it said on the instructions 'light the bag' .... how was i to know there was a bag inside the bag :|
- spent an age looking for my hairband to find it was around my neck the whole time grrrrr (twice) you'd think id learn wouldnt you!

What are yours

 

[Jiglo]

:lol: I spent about 10 minutes trying to start my mates car once, then asked him why his keys didn't start the ignition, before he told me I was in the wrong car:$

I once walked off with my headphones around my neck while they were still attached to the mixer too.

I once took the needle off the playing record shortly after bringing it in.

I'm sure that's the tip of the iceberg

 

[DJ Bin-Bag]

faux pas

drove round a car park in blackpool once in my mates golden maestro thinking we were on the m 65 for 2 hours till we realised it was a car park looking for zone.

shook my own hand in a mirror in angels burnley once- before a bouncer picked up and told me i was talking to myself

 

[blackburnbernie]

Lmao debs and fpmsl @ dj bin-bag! That's well funny

 

[Barrie Jay]

I once walked off with my headphones around my neck while they were still attached to the mixer too.

I once took the needle off the playing record shortly after bringing it in.

I have ruined a few pairs of headphones with that one.

I have taken the wrong record off far more than once.

I recall I did it 3 times in one night at a club in Bangor.

Was a lot trollied

 

[Northern Star]

drove round a car park in blackpool once in my mates golden maestro thinking we were on the m 65 for 2 hours till we realised it was a car park looking for zone.

shook my own hand in a mirror in angels burnley once- before a bouncer picked up and told me i was talking to myself

Thats funny as hahahaha!

 

[Jiglo]

Me: "Hello is that Jersey Royal guesthouse''
Proprietor: ''Er no, we're Jersey Villa''
Me: ''(pause) Ah sorry, that's what I meant":$

I really am a potato head sometimes