Totally useless skills you have
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C'mon let's hear them then
I'm a dab hand at knife throwing, due to the amount of time(s) i've spent waiting around for materials to arrive to the job.
That could be quite useful lol do you take credit card payments
sevenuk
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i asked my wife and she said sex.... i am good at it but having been married 11 years its a useless skill to have :$
O Tannenbaum, o Tannenbaum,
Wie treu sind deine Blatter
Du grunst nicht nur zur Sommerzeit
Nein, auch im Winter, wenn es schneit
O Tannenbaum, o Tannenbaum
Wie treu sind deine Blätter
O Tannenbaum, o Tannenbaum
Du kannst mir sehr gefallen
Wie oft hat schon zur Winterzeit
Ein Baum von dir mich hoch erfreut
O Tannenbaum, o Tannenbaum
Du kannst mir sehr gefallen
O Tannenbaum, o Tannenbaum
Dein Kleid will mich was lehren
Die Hoffnung und Bestandigkeit
Gibt Mut und Kraft zu jeder Zeit
O Tannenbaum, o Tannenbaum
Dein Kleid will mich was lehren
Fuck, i hated school with a passion
Wie treu sind deine Blatter
Du grunst nicht nur zur Sommerzeit
Nein, auch im Winter, wenn es schneit
O Tannenbaum, o Tannenbaum
Wie treu sind deine Blätter
O Tannenbaum, o Tannenbaum
Du kannst mir sehr gefallen
Wie oft hat schon zur Winterzeit
Ein Baum von dir mich hoch erfreut
O Tannenbaum, o Tannenbaum
Du kannst mir sehr gefallen
O Tannenbaum, o Tannenbaum
Dein Kleid will mich was lehren
Die Hoffnung und Bestandigkeit
Gibt Mut und Kraft zu jeder Zeit
O Tannenbaum, o Tannenbaum
Dein Kleid will mich was lehren
Fuck, i hated school with a passion
I can solve the Rubik's Cube consistantly in under 30 seconds. Current best time is 21.51 seconds.
I can also do Rubik's Revenge and the Professor Cube. Totally pointless skills.
I can also do Rubik's Revenge and the Professor Cube. Totally pointless skills.
Shooms
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I can solve the Rubik's Cube consistantly in under 30 seconds. Current best time is 21.51 seconds.
I can also do Rubik's Revenge and the Professor Cube. Totally pointless skills.
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I can solve the Rubik's Cube consistantly in under 30 seconds. Current best time is 21.51 seconds.
I can also do Rubik's Revenge and the Professor Cube. Totally pointless skills.
used to be able to do the cube, we made quite a bit of cash for charity beating the ass off the locals lol, not sure what me best time was tho, somewhere between 20-30 secs so i'm sure u would have kicked my ass even back then lol
think probs my most useless skill is being able to trot one of my dealers' phone numbers out on demand.
not too impressive really, except that i have trouble remembering my own number off the top of my head these days, but i can still remember his, even tho he ent lived there for 25 years lol :$
not too impressive really, except that i have trouble remembering my own number off the top of my head these days, but i can still remember his, even tho he ent lived there for 25 years lol :$
not so much a skill but i self taught myself an awful lot of knowlage about snakes, strange really considering ive never even seen a wild one
oh and i also learned how to say "my name is Mathew" in Spanish, also polintless as its not my name.
and i once learned how to say "please can i play with your tits" in German, no doubt another tottaly pointles thing to learn
as for skills i have just realised im pretty unskilled unless being able to make a bra out of a tea towel counts.
ohh go on then just to wind a few up
i once learned how to mix using to big lumps of black plastic that ended up being a pointless skill
oh and i also learned how to say "my name is Mathew" in Spanish, also polintless as its not my name.
and i once learned how to say "please can i play with your tits" in German, no doubt another tottaly pointles thing to learn
as for skills i have just realised im pretty unskilled unless being able to make a bra out of a tea towel counts.
ohh go on then just to wind a few up
i once learned how to mix using to big lumps of black plastic
that ended up being a pointless skill and i once learned how to say "please can i play with your tits" in German, no doubt another tottaly pointles thing to learn
been trying to learn that one for years please share
Shooms
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not so much a skill but i self taught myself an awful lot of knowlage about snakes, strange really considering ive never even seen a wild one
Always good to learn stuff I rekon
I've saw three wild ones when I was travelling in Australia, but don't know much about them...
Olive Python
Carpet Python
Red-bellied Black snake
