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It's Time (to get to the bottom of this, lolol) Right I got Bit Machine "It's Time" on a bootleg (with Expose, Zero B and summat else). Fukkin top tuneage (imo). Anyway, I also got the proper release (2 of em :crazy:) One I assume is original release on Holborn and another release on Time /...

Does anyone on here make a note of every SMS they send :confused: I just met someone who does :axe: :axe: Thing is me first reaction was "you sad bastard" as you do. Until I considered first question again :$ No I don't make a note of every SMS I send cause I hope theres enough "sad...

its all kickin off in corination street init :D hehehehe will sarah make same mistakes an annabel chong :confused: lolololol :o

u know when you go somewhere (say into kitchen) and then think what the fuk did i come in ere for ??? well i gone one step further :roll: when me subconcious dunt know what its there to do it thinks "fuk it as were here we might as well make use of time" have tried to get summat out of...

lol or however u spell it feel like a reet fraud wearing "jogging bottems" tonight hahahahah never jogged anywhere in me life :D feel guilty :$ i even put on a "sporty white tshirt" to go with em :band: bollox to em i feel all healthy for it :cool: might even eat some fruit or summat...

I've just asked Jeeves "how long is your cock ??" :$ He's not given me answer - just given me some pointers should I want mine enlarging :p :@ :| Lololol you gotta respect the guy with answers like that init :king:

That has gotta be the swishmeister that's just regged. How's it goin mukka ??? Before ya put yer foot in it BIG TIME :$ Sweet Sensation is 'Posh Bird' hehehehehe

Do I be a good boy and stay in tonight :D or do I go out and get hammered ???:$ Can't make me mind up lol :S

stick broadband up yer arse the tradditional postie does the job much fukkin quicker (and cheaper) :cool: never had any of these reported problems with mail going missing and stuff me - owt i send get there and owt someone sends me gets here :D cd costs 20 odd pence :thumbsup: bargain by...

Just pulled me copy of Westbam - "The Roof Is On Fire" out and guess what ??? The dirty old dog is wearing a silky black inner sleave :o :o I don't remember him wearing sexy undies before - I reckon he's bought em in an attempt to woo one of the young ladies from the Italio Piano section of...

11 inch :| measured by me own metal ruler coming out of a disposable lighter should come with a heath warning if theyre gonna configure em to spurt out that much gas :'( :'( hahahahaha can smell burning - someones eyebrows

just been to a lasses house and she got 2 smoke detectors but neither had a battery in em. She got a little un too. Bought her 2 batterys - couldnt forgive me self otherwise Fukkin ell batterys are exp4ensive -the robbin bastards but theyre not THAT expensive init ????? buy em for fuk sake...

Heheheheh, 3 big Al's who are all dinosaurs in their own right: Allosaurs (the dinosaur) Al-Naafiysh (the dinosaur) Al Rewind (the... erm, someone help me out here hehehehehehe)

He's arrived ;) Massive, massive thanks mate - that's the fukkin best pressie I've ever received :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: Get in !!!!! 10 years 2 months I've been after the fukker :o FUK ME WHAT A TUNE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't know what I'm on about you soon will !!!!! So far I've received 14 copies. It started off with just mates sending it me, then peeps I know, and now even big mail order companies are sending it via their distribution lists !!!!!! It's spreading like bloody wild fire. Wonder how...

Is anyone old enough to remember this one ???? Anyways, if you do own this gentleman of old do ya have any idea what relevance "George" has ???? Around the minute mark if you pitch it up to a reasonable level.... If fact, does anyone have a clue what the fuk the whole record is about lolololol

Hardcore Uproar - High on Hope (Absolute Mayhem) # 12HCORE1 Which fookin film is the intro off ??? Need to know - me an flange are gonna recreate the scene on avi but we need to know what "Edward" and "Crawford" look like. Hahahahah, need a female voice over for the "Last time I called you...

Nothing :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: Tonight a young lady is cooking me a meal :p Do you think I should wear a shirt and tie ???

Velvet - "Hold Me" Now there's a tune !!!!!!!!!!! I've never met anyone with a bad word to say about him, but I've met plenty of peeps who've buzzed their tits of listening to him. Anyways, I've nominated him for a place in my all time top ten tunes. Will anyone second my nomination ????? I...

Loads of peeps have heard 'Magic Atto II' by DJ Lelewel, but does anyone know if there's a 'Magic Atto I' ??????? And has anyone heard it..........