3 word story!
- Thread starter coggledots
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The Story soooo far
In our house.....
lies a dog....
sniffing the air.......
near the kitchen....
As my nan .......
just walked in
and found me
sneaking a cake....
out of the...
larder and she
spanked my botty
with a large
stale bread loaf
Then she said...
you dirty rascal
that cakes mine !
you ate yours
pass the KY
dont you remember?
when last we....
greased the hinges....
And buried the....
dildo under the
garden water feature....
it was such
a kerfuffle when.....
the feature pee'd
all over my...
silly old gran ...
Who then peed
on grandad, who
Lost his teeth...
chomping his bit
of milk loaf
While watching Davina
give birth to
mini Davina while
evicting some twat
Nikki from bb
and consequently vomiting
all over pete
who shagged leah....
up the bum
which was worse.....
Beacause down at ....?
the bottom of...
the garden was . .
shabazz, he was...
a horny gnome
Puffing the magic
muff dragon and..
pulling on richards
dangleberries, phwooar said.........
...shabazz, id like....
my plums in
your hands whilst...
eating cumberland sausage
and grasping at...
mi nans curtains
you durty little
Curtain grabbing mother
....his nan said...
thats my beefs
wash out your
sphincter, it's time...
to try my...
tasty seafood batter
smothered over grandad's...
crusty left foot
stool in the
toilet bowl water
...blue-flush-tastic...
a one-armed spastic
...two nudges jackpot...
....cherry cherry.........winner
kerching...kerching .... jackpot
replay fucking ace!
Lost the lot....
borr'rus a nicker......
WHAT? WHY NOT ????
'kin outside... NOW!
knock ya block'off
Big dogs cocks...........
fat elephants fannies
Never ever forget
genetic minge-memory
Your shit stinks
worse thaan my
Sweaty bike-ride pits!
want a sniff?
eewww no thanks!
gwan, you love...
the smell of
sniffing arse crevices
Only when clean
But I thought...
Twas a rhumour
you lying get
just cryptic bitching
yeah right (bollocks)
big hairy kahooooona's
Taht were residing.....
In mamma's "pocket"
In our house.....
lies a dog....
sniffing the air.......
near the kitchen....
As my nan .......
just walked in
and found me
sneaking a cake....
out of the...
larder and she
spanked my botty
with a large
stale bread loaf
Then she said...
you dirty rascal
that cakes mine !
you ate yours
pass the KY
dont you remember?
when last we....
greased the hinges....
And buried the....
dildo under the
garden water feature....
it was such
a kerfuffle when.....
the feature pee'd
all over my...
silly old gran ...
Who then peed
on grandad, who
Lost his teeth...
chomping his bit
of milk loaf
While watching Davina
give birth to
mini Davina while
evicting some twat
Nikki from bb
and consequently vomiting
all over pete
who shagged leah....
up the bum
which was worse.....
Beacause down at ....?
the bottom of...
the garden was . .
shabazz, he was...
a horny gnome
Puffing the magic
muff dragon and..
pulling on richards
dangleberries, phwooar said.........
...shabazz, id like....
my plums in
your hands whilst...
eating cumberland sausage
and grasping at...
mi nans curtains
you durty little
Curtain grabbing mother
....his nan said...
thats my beefs
wash out your
sphincter, it's time...
to try my...
tasty seafood batter
smothered over grandad's...
crusty left foot
stool in the
toilet bowl water
...blue-flush-tastic...
a one-armed spastic
...two nudges jackpot...
....cherry cherry.........winner
kerching...kerching .... jackpot
replay fucking ace!
Lost the lot....
borr'rus a nicker......
WHAT? WHY NOT ????
'kin outside... NOW!
knock ya block'off
Big dogs cocks...........
fat elephants fannies
Never ever forget
genetic minge-memory
Your shit stinks
worse thaan my
Sweaty bike-ride pits!
want a sniff?
eewww no thanks!
gwan, you love...
the smell of
sniffing arse crevices
Only when clean
But I thought...
Twas a rhumour
you lying get
just cryptic bitching
yeah right (bollocks)
big hairy kahooooona's
Taht were residing.....
In mamma's "pocket"
