a poem by butty

[butty]

lol i just made this poem up for shooms in music chat/quezzies n it made me chukkle so much thought id share it with yas its based on kate the hottty off big brother....


"kate o kate i dont hate..................u
il b ur mate, il take u on a date il rod.....................u
ur better than jade, id rather shag a spade. i like lemonade"


the poem is called "i like lemonade"

feel free to ridcule/thro tomatoes or laff coz ya feel sorry for me peeps

 

[pacman]

If I didnt know better I'd have though Byron wrote that, pure genius.


LOL!!

 

[pacman]

Exeter, Exeter, Exeter,
You can go there to get better,
In summer it blooms,
At night its full of Loons,
When I think of it, I get too hot for my Sweater.

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

Bangers and fish
Bangers and fish
Its a tasty dish, you don't want to miss

You can keep it in a freezer
you can keep it for ever

So stand up on your feet
and put your hands together

For.............

Bangers and fish
Bangers and fish

good......... old............. Bangers and fish

 

[butty]

Bangers and fish
Bangers and fish
Its a tasty dish, you don't want to miss

You can keep it in a freezer
you can keep it for ever

So stand up on your feet
and put your hands together

For.............

Bangers and fish
Bangers and fish

good......... old............. Bangers and fish

show off!!!!!!

mine was from the heart so ner

 

[pacman]

Waffles have square holes,
They are not eaten by moles,
They prefer egg for their supper,
Washed down with a cuppa.
The poor, uneducated soles.

 

[glazzy]

very good butty...i take it you like kate from BB3 then???

i have a poem about spencer but it's far too rude and pornographic for me to tell any1

jayne x

 

[Pixie]

LOL @ U lot !!!

Butty - I challenge u to make some poems up about the OSA lot ......... start with one for me...and I want a 'live' rendiditon on the mic @ GT for my birthday ........so NER !!

If you loved me you would

 

[Clare Wrexham!]

very good butty...i take it you like kate from BB3 then???

i have a poem about spencer but it's far too rude and pornographic for me to tell any1

jayne x

Spencer, oh yes we like him alot!!!

Butty you are a true poet babes, I have always said that inside you there is a poet waiting to get out!! :S

 

[The Frog Meister]

Pixie, Oh Pixie,
Such is your beauty
The personality of a Goddess
Raidiation all the goodness.

Jaxx, you ass
Amuzing the mass
King of Codshat
and anything like that

Butty you nutty,
Making the site perky
Your poem skills
Know only thrills

Glazzy you little minx
Prowling around OSA
Just singing to the Octaes
by the minuit fire

Tonksi.... You is also Tinksi
Your alter ego of menace
Reeking havoc in the minskies
chat with the codshat ace



Hope you all like I ran out of ideas :$

 

[Shooms]

Wicked stuff Butty,
You were lucid & not at all smutty,
So I've changed me mind about Kate from Big Bro,
She's quite fit & not such a ho',
So to Kate raise a glass,
Coz I bet she's reet dirty & takes it up the arse !

 

[Myk]

I knew a girl called Pixie or was it Amy,
Nahh must be Pixie coz Amy sounds brainy.
Not saying that she isnt intelligent,
Just we all know she is slightly peverse and bent. (lol)

Also knew a guy called Butty,
Had a website for music and "footy"
Kind of a "younger" big brother for the OSA crew,
You got a problem, call B-Man he will know what to do.








Ill keep editing this and adding ppl as they come to mind

 

[Tonksi]

lol!!!
OSA poets Corner!!!
Can i have a acoustic guitar n sing poems alongside chas n dave ??
We can like av a beatniks poet time or summat......
NEVER mix percols n herbi....dont do it kids!!

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

lol!!!
OSA poets Corner!!!
Can i have a acoustic guitar n sing poems alongside chas n dave ??
We can like av a beatniks poet time or summat......
NEVER mix percols n herbi....dont do it kids!!

PMSL @ Tonksi

Caffine + herbs = Problems for phylasofical codshite chats

and also makes one whitter on in a rhyming type fashion I.E

Coffie ?

Not for me

Herbie ?

Pass it to me

sugar ?

NNNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnooo thanks Im sweet enough

Please egnor me, I off on one agian..... and totaly lost the plot off the point I was trying to make........ If there ever was one

EEERrrrrrr I'll get mi coat !!!

 

[Tonksi]

LOL BO BO BO!!!
MC M Jaxx insiiiiiiiiiiiiiide!!!

M to da J to da A to da XX
M Jaxx in da house with no delay
Bustin funky rhymes cause its CT day
Go on fellar say sum more n ive got yer mic...its on mi floor!!:| :|

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

From tha T, to da O, to da N and the K and tha S ...... Then up the end of the high street, turn left at Safeway, hang a right and keep going to you find number 62, Knock on the door and ask for I

Tonksi's in da House !!!!!!

BIG UPPPPP !!!!!

Sorry m8...... best I can do for ya

 

[pacman]

M to the J to the A then double X,
He also loves a place called Eter, beginning EX,

 

[Armando Needlefluff]

There was a young man called Butty.
off windows he would --- pinch the putty.
He'd roll it in his hand to the sound of the big brass band.
he does'nt like morf he likes sooty.

 

[Pixie]

There was a young man called Butty,
Who reckons he's not very smutty,
But he travels the land,
With his cock in his hand,
And his head is made out of putty!!!!

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

There was a young man called Butty,
Who reckons he's not very smutty,
But he travels the land,
With his cock in his hand,
And his head is made out of putty!!!!

LMFAO PMSL ROLF !!!!!!!!!!

Alec & Pixie

Hats off to pure quality





There was a young man off his head
His name was Buffy he said
He liked the odd thrill
From the odd party p*ll
But he would rather kill vampires instead