a poem by butty

[Pixie]

There was a food technician called Phil,
Who's Bombay Bad Boy makes you ill,
So with a burn in your heart
Try not to f*rt
Or send him the dry cleaning bill !!!

Sorry, I couldn't raise the tone of that one !! lol

There was a welsh girl called Clare
With gorgeous & styled ginger hair
After a few bottles of booze
And her head down the loo
She's nowt but a drunken mare !!!!

sorry Clare !!!

There once was a promoter called Ben
Who's as dizzy as Barbie & Ken
Don't ask him to think,
He'll forget in a wink
And then go do it all again!!

(sorry luvva)


There once was a DJ called Rick
Who liked Clare to suck..........

Ok, I'm giving up on that one !!

MUhahahahahahah

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

There was a tall man called Beebock
Who's taste in music was Rock
He ventured from France
Came to goodtimes to dance
And now has it tatoo'ed on his -------- !!!