Catching up with ex's via Facebook...

[Shooms]

Got added to FB by a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. After a few cheeky messages we exchanged numbers & I plucked up the courage to call her....

Anyway we totally lost track of the time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together.

I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'magic`. Wow!' I said, 'I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!'

She just giggled and said she was sure I'd rise to the challenge!!!

'Yeah' I said, 'just so long as you don't mind a man with a waist line that's a few inches wider these days!'

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute! 'Anyway, I've put on a few pounds myself!' she giggled...................


So I told her to fuck off.

 

[Sheikh Yerbouti]

 

[U31]

That tale isn't exactly true now, is it, Shoomington?

 

[anthonyf218]

class mate, class .

 

[Sheikh Yerbouti]

That tale isn't exactly true now, is it, Shoomington?

Wouldn't have thought so... Mr. Shooms' luxuriant locks are the stuff of legend

 

[Lozzie]

That tale isn't exactly true now, is it, Shoomington?

party and pooper spring to mind...

 

[Shooms]

Wouldn't have thought so... Mr. Shooms' luxuriant locks are the stuff of legend

Oi twunt... my flowing mane is neither ginger nor pube-like

 

[Mr Radish]

Wouldn't have thought so... Mr. Shooms' luxuriant locks are the stuff of legend

Cabbage Patch Kid anyone?

 

[U31]

Oh my fucking god! My eyes! Get it fucking taken off, right NOW!!!!

 

[Kate.S]

Got added to FB by a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. After a few cheeky messages we exchanged numbers & I plucked up the courage to call her....

Anyway we totally lost track of the time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together.

I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'magic`. Wow!' I said, 'I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!'

She just giggled and said she was sure I'd rise to the challenge!!!

'Yeah' I said, 'just so long as you don't mind a man with a waist line that's a few inches wider these days!'

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute! 'Anyway, I've put on a few pounds myself!' she giggled...................


So I told her to fuck off.

What you like, I was really believing that! I thought aww, what a lovely story

 

[shazza]

ha ha shooms...

 

[*sam*]

What you like, I was really believing that! I thought aww, what a lovely story

lol me too! Was gettin all happy& excited for you Shooms!!...should've known

 

[mjnorth]

hahaha im lovin that one shooms nice one!

 

[AB45]

spat my tea out reading that m8

 

[helen(ugg)]

What you like, I was really believing that! I thought aww, what a lovely story

so did i but i like this ending better!

o...please dont EVER put a picture of mick hucknall on here again without a suitable warning.
even as a child i would run screaming from the room when he was on top of the pops or the like. really makes my skin crawl that man.

 

[emmab]

Cant breathe for laffin Your a fookin legend

 

[Davey]

shooms ur just too bad lol

 

[Jen.in.NC]

x fiftyelevenbilliontrillion!!!

 

[Dee]

LMFAO!!

 

[lastnightadj]

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