Got added to FB by a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. After a few cheeky messages we exchanged numbers & I plucked up the courage to call her....
Anyway we totally lost track of the time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together.
I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'magic`. Wow!' I said, 'I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!'
She just giggled and said she was sure I'd rise to the challenge!!!
'Yeah' I said, 'just so long as you don't mind a man with a waist line that's a few inches wider these days!'
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute! 'Anyway, I've put on a few pounds myself!' she giggled...................
So I told her to fuck off.
LMAO!
